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by yeltsA kciR May 30, 2021
Get the Paperwhite Kindle mug.(1) A person can go in a kebab store owned by tough looking immigrants and say ¨Velkommen Til Kanal Dingo!¨and he will get trucked and fucking killed.
(2) It can also be used while playing bowling or poker. If a person says the magic words he will no matter what instantly win the game.
(3) And finally if you comment these words on a girls or boys instagram post, it means that you dont like horses.
(2) It can also be used while playing bowling or poker. If a person says the magic words he will no matter what instantly win the game.
(3) And finally if you comment these words on a girls or boys instagram post, it means that you dont like horses.
(1) *walks in a kebabstore* ¨whats up you fucking paki! VELKOMMEN TIL KANAL DINGO!¨ ¨what did u say u tuna?!¨ me: *gets trucked and put into an old honda civic where a gun is put to my head* Paki: * pulls the trigger right in front of McDonalds* Me: *dies*
(2) *Me and my friend Theo walks into a bowling alley* *Theo is winning by 42069666 points* Theo: ¨looks like im going to win you fat fuck¨ Me: ¨i dont think so dood¨ Theo: ¨there is no way you can win¨ Me: well yes there is VELKOMMEN TIL KANAL DINGO!¨ Theo: ¨fuck you¨ Theo: *kills me brutally and eats my left lung after*
(3) My girlfriend who loves horses more than she loves me: *uploads a pic to her instagramprofile* Me: *comments* ¨you look amazing babe but VELKOMMEN TIL KANAL DINGO¨ My girlfriend: ¨why the fuck would you comment that?!¨ Me: ¨because i fucking hate horses you fat beaver, i hope you still lick my penis when i come home¨ My girlfriend: *sucks my peepee and bites it off and feed it to her son a of a bitch horse*
(2) *Me and my friend Theo walks into a bowling alley* *Theo is winning by 42069666 points* Theo: ¨looks like im going to win you fat fuck¨ Me: ¨i dont think so dood¨ Theo: ¨there is no way you can win¨ Me: well yes there is VELKOMMEN TIL KANAL DINGO!¨ Theo: ¨fuck you¨ Theo: *kills me brutally and eats my left lung after*
(3) My girlfriend who loves horses more than she loves me: *uploads a pic to her instagramprofile* Me: *comments* ¨you look amazing babe but VELKOMMEN TIL KANAL DINGO¨ My girlfriend: ¨why the fuck would you comment that?!¨ Me: ¨because i fucking hate horses you fat beaver, i hope you still lick my penis when i come home¨ My girlfriend: *sucks my peepee and bites it off and feed it to her son a of a bitch horse*
by KanalDingo May 13, 2019
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Once upon a time there was an animal called a kin and one called an ad.
The ad was a type of bird, the most beautiful flying creature in the land, and the kin was like a kangaroo, and was the most beautiful land creature in the land.
They decided that they didn't like having 2 seperate beautiful creatures for land and the sky, so they decided to combine themselves together using a special jutsu to make them a kinad!
They were eventually knocked off as the most beautiful, and they were spewing cos they never really liked eachother in the first place, they only did it for the pride of being the most beautiful, and they had to stay with eachother forever!
THE END
The ad was a type of bird, the most beautiful flying creature in the land, and the kin was like a kangaroo, and was the most beautiful land creature in the land.
They decided that they didn't like having 2 seperate beautiful creatures for land and the sky, so they decided to combine themselves together using a special jutsu to make them a kinad!
They were eventually knocked off as the most beautiful, and they were spewing cos they never really liked eachother in the first place, they only did it for the pride of being the most beautiful, and they had to stay with eachother forever!
THE END
by Thesmartestgirlonearth,duh (: December 14, 2009
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Get the kincle mug.Just as Chris was about to find out what the commotion was downtown, he was struck by a rainbow clad kinard.
by Hoodrat6 November 15, 2006
Get the kinard mug.Stands for "kik is not a typo".
Used by passionate supporters of kik (synonym of lol) who believe kik has an important meaning and is not just a typing error.
Used by passionate supporters of kik (synonym of lol) who believe kik has an important meaning and is not just a typing error.
A: hey man i saw this guy today in RL and he came in the cafe and shouted "APOCALYPSE!" over and over again and they had to call the police to get him out it was crazy he was lunatic kik.
B: lol thats insane i didn't know that shit actually happens except in games like WoW
A: kik yeah
B: lol man you keep saying kik by accident it's like a typo you keep making.
A: What did you just say?
B: I was just saying you saying kik instead of lol like probably cos they are next to each other on the keyboard.
A: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?
B: nevermind man its just a little mistake you keep making
B: its lol not kik
B: i mean lol calm down
A: kinat
B: wtf?
A: kinat. KINAT!!
B: dude you caught something off that lunatic
A: no you rem, kinat means "kik is not a typo", and its not, it has a meaning.
B: whats it mean then?
A: no-one knows, only dentist_boy and his associates.
B: um ok lol
B: kik*
B: lol thats insane i didn't know that shit actually happens except in games like WoW
A: kik yeah
B: lol man you keep saying kik by accident it's like a typo you keep making.
A: What did you just say?
B: I was just saying you saying kik instead of lol like probably cos they are next to each other on the keyboard.
A: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?
B: nevermind man its just a little mistake you keep making
B: its lol not kik
B: i mean lol calm down
A: kinat
B: wtf?
A: kinat. KINAT!!
B: dude you caught something off that lunatic
A: no you rem, kinat means "kik is not a typo", and its not, it has a meaning.
B: whats it mean then?
A: no-one knows, only dentist_boy and his associates.
B: um ok lol
B: kik*
by fireplace_joe May 16, 2006
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by theawesomedictionaryman September 25, 2010
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