Kelsey

Kelsey’s are beautiful looking but have disgusting bodies. They tend to be so flat they make the walls jealous.
That bitch Kelsey sure is flat
by steynbender July 24, 2018
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Desperate semen craving slag who rather enjoys trying to roast people
Harvey “caught Kelsey blew me off last night now my dick hurts think she gave me a std “
by lugi67554 March 22, 2018
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Kelsey

Kelsey is a social party girl. Like a spider to a fly. Selfish, needy, unstable little girl. Her outward behavior makes her more of an embarrassment than attractive, try as she might. Easily jealous, immature and attention seeking. Also known as a bar fly, bar wench. Has more bed partners than she can count, or remember, literally. Although she tends to be trendy her fashion sense is horribly trashy, including her makeup. Eye sore. She would rather make excuses and poor life choices than become responsible. Typically uses people, men, to her advantage. Sex in exchange for gifts, surprises, or begging daddy for money. No work ethic. Her life and body is a public broadcast.
by kandidlybrutal June 29, 2018
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Always smiling, always eating cake(you know what I mean) Likes hanging out with Tyler's dad. A real mans man
Tyler's dad reminds me of a Kelsey
by Super Beeg February 02, 2017
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by AnonymousAss January 14, 2019
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Kelsey

Someone, usually female, who has a huge forehead and exhibits clown-like behavior
"Have you seen that girl who keeps making up random words?"
"Oh yeah she's such a Kelsey"
by BruhDawg May 29, 2020
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"you know what you did, kelsey."
by Quinbo June 08, 2020
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