Jihad

Jihad as a big dick pussy destroyer charming knows how to spend money knows how to treat a girl will probably end up with a girl name Sydney great football player smart and a ladies man

Jihad is a wonderful man

by Annansjfjfkrkfkci March 12, 2017

Jihad

A believer's internal struggle to live out the Muslim faith as well as possible. The struggle to build a good Muslim society.

Hey Becky, have you seen this video? Rucka Rucka Ali: Al Qaedirection

Of course I have, I'm a Jihadi

by GrandmaDebra June 11, 2019

Jihad

a force coming to kick your ass; a revenge from somone irritable

If you don't belive me, then I'll put a Jihad on your ass.

by Connor Mason October 19, 2007

Jihad

A weekend away with the Boys and heavy drinking.

we're off to Amsterdam on a Jihad!!

by Marcus Reuben June 23, 2003

Pussy Jihadist

A man who takes his lovin' on the run. A Pussy Jihadist, unlike religious jihadist is doing it in the name of Lust and Love. To be considered a Pussy Jihadist, one must be able to uphold the Pussy Jihad Doctrine and be a leader in the movement.

Jerome: Yo homeboy, i wanna be a pussy jihadist and do jihad on pussy all over the world.

Jamal: yeah? me too...where do i sign, Yo?

Jerome: Yo, u needs to hit up The great 826 Le.

by IloveGONads August 6, 2009

The Jihad

This is when a man unloads an inordinate amount of manjuice into another dude's beard. It works better if its a big beard, like Osama's.

Hey Tommy, yesterday I saw this homeless guy on the street with a massive beard, and I totally did The Jihad to him. None of the load hit the ground! It stayed in his beard like whipped cream in a small bush.

by jfunnybones January 10, 2009

jihad

A very appealing philosophy from the middle east.

"Jihad me at hello."

by TheNameIWantedWasTaken November 10, 2007