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Durka Durka Laba Jihad

A saying of the native toung from Durka-Durkastan... also in the Native Toung of Mr. Powers
Durka Durka Laba Jihad!!! Theres Emily Reed!!! EWWWWIEEEEE
by Patrick Hennessy February 8, 2005
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He will go jihad on your ass

well jihad is a holy war waged on behalf of Islam as a religious duty..
but here in america when someone (typically a middle easterner) or anyone is angry or upset ..you say.. he's gona go jihad on your ass
by j0-Rocks December 23, 2004
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The dumb suicide bomber, Muhammad Rabinawitz accidentally pulled the cord to the bomb,quickly yelling allah ackbar jihad allihu ghandi allah, killing everyone at his base.
by blacknigerian April 16, 2009
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Office Jihad

When a Muslim disgruntled employee begins subtle sabotage as a from of protest to his superiors, until they give into his/her demands.
- So what are you gonna do?
- Maybe I book appointments the wrong way, maybe I forget some post its, maybe I send wrong emails.
- Dude that's like declaring war on your manager, your problem doesn't sound like its worth the trouble.
- Fixing the good coffee machine is worth any cost. The entire office is united in this.
- The struggle sounds real.

- I like to call it Office Jihad.
by Ergeron June 27, 2019
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Jihad

He is a hot , handsome and to simply to put it in words he is it all , he is a girls fantasy and has the best talking game
by Godrizz October 11, 2021
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Jihad

the meaning of jihad is handsome and gets many men/women and has a lot of money😱
by adhamomarshalaby April 19, 2022
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Jihad

Jihad, when she falls in love, remains loyal to her beloved, and she can redeem her with her spirit. She does all she can to make him happy, even though sometimes it hurts her. Together forever
Jihad:can i go out
Him: fuck no
Jiji :whyyy
Him: im fucking jealous dont want anyone to see you
by Sanosna April 16, 2020
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