Durka Durka Laba Jihad

A saying of the native toung from Durka-Durkastan... also in the Native Toung of Mr. Powers

Durka Durka Laba Jihad!!! Theres Emily Reed!!! EWWWWIEEEEE

by Patrick Hennessy February 8, 2005

He will go jihad on your ass

well jihad is a holy war waged on behalf of Islam as a religious duty..

but here in america when someone (typically a middle easterner) or anyone is angry or upset ..you say.. he's gona go jihad on your ass

by j0-Rocks December 23, 2004

allah ackbar jihad allihu ghandi allah

muslim chanting before detonation

The dumb suicide bomber, Muhammad Rabinawitz accidentally pulled the cord to the bomb,quickly yelling allah ackbar jihad allihu ghandi allah, killing everyone at his base.

by blacknigerian April 16, 2009

Ditch Jihad

A slang used to refer, usually in a derogatory manner, to the indie TTRPG Trench Crusade.

"Ditch Jihad lore drops are so infrequent, and the roster of minis is so small. No wonder it's not very popular."

by DitchJihadist September 25, 2025

Jihad

Jihad, when she falls in love, remains loyal to her beloved, and she can redeem her with her spirit. She does all she can to make him happy, even though sometimes it hurts her. Together forever

Jihad:can i go out
Him: fuck no
Jiji :whyyy
Him: im fucking jealous dont want anyone to see you

by Sanosna April 16, 2020

jihad coffee

Islamic coffee. Its just fucking Islamic coffee

boy 1:can i have some jihad coffee
bartender:sure

by mrnoseybonk February 19, 2022

Keyboard Jihading

Promoting Islam in a way that is attacking or making other religions seem lesser, on the internet.

We get your passion for Islam, but please, stop keyboard jihading.

by GOC_Memes February 17, 2024