Jerbear

1. A sex crazed beast with a huge cock that loves to be spanked and pissed on with a speedo fetish.

2. A hairy gay man named Jerry.

I want to spank Jerbear till he comes in his speedo. I love it when he gets hard and his huge cock hangs out of his banana hammock.

by voglein June 18, 2011

new jeru

the home of the majority black populated cities

we in the illtown of new jeru

by big dic August 29, 2003

You win some, Jerusalem

A phrase lamenting that sometimes things go your way, and sometimes they do not. A proverbial shrug of the shoulders and a humble acceptance that we do not possess the power to control everything and we must be content to let the chips fall where they may.

Contrary to the vernacular... it has nothing to do with the region pertaining to Jerusalem or any other aspect of Jewish culture. Just a play on words people.

Guy: Fuck man, I took two subways and a cab to get this show and all the tickets are sold out.

Unsympathetic Friend: Eh, you win some, Jerusalem. Fuck it, let's go bowling.



Friend 1: How's it going with that new chick... the one with the bug eyes, cute tits and pompadour?

Friend 2: Eh, turns out she's got a lot of baggage and has a biting case of Baby Rabies

Friend 1: Damn, that sucks.

Friend 2: What are you gonna do?... You win some, Jerusalem.. right?

by epilepticpeatepilepticpeat October 13, 2008

jerkbutt

Someone who is both a jerk and a butt/butthead.

I can’t believe my sister said that to me…what a jerkbutt!
Hey! Stop being such a jerkbutt!
Oh yeah?! Well…you’re a jerkbutt!

by So Hott February 28, 2008

Jerusha

Jerusha is a sexy monkey who lovessss big bananas. She has big titties too and i luv to play w em. She short asf but a feisty one, very energetic but tired at the same time. English subject is her cryptonite.

"omg is that jerusha"
"yeah she's so sexy i wanna give her my banana"

by 2sexy4diswrld April 13, 2022

Jerb

Lauching yourself out of the battle bus and landing at your favourite spot with the fuckin’ boys, absolutely tearing shit up left, right and centre, jerbing all over the place

“Oi boys where we landing?”
“fuckin tilted jerb, let’s get it

“I just jerbed so fucking hard”

by ProfessionalJerber April 4, 2018

jerunk

Tower of strength and fortitude, clutch in some senses.

Type of person you need in harrowing times, when the shit hits the fan call on a jerunk. Basically pulling shit out of nowhere to make a bad situation great.

We need you to pull out a jerunk to win!

by Radnads October 5, 2006