just jerking you off

A way to tell someone you are just joking or teasing with them.

Howie: "Yo Rj, did you hear cory and jason are gay lovers now?"

Rj: "No way, really?"

Howie: "Nah, im just jerking you off."

by mikecox is huge March 24, 2010

are you jerking me off?

a term you say when something happens that pisses you off or irritates you

Jimmy: hey did you study for the big test
Me: what test?
Jimmy: the English test
Me: are you jerking me off? We had a test today

by Peanutlicker36 August 15, 2016

(Insert name) Jerk Me Off!

1. Great way to confuse people when yelled randomly with someones name in front of it
2. A way to get that persons attention, and attempted them to do it

Example 1: (Insert name) Jerk Me Off!
Tia - How are you doing today?
Dan - Pretty good, you?
Tia - not bad
Steve - Tia, Jerk Me Off!

Example 2: (Insert name) Jerk Me Off!
Eli - Hey you
Sarah - me?
Eli - Yeah
Sarah - What do you want?
Eli - Sarah, Jerk Me Off!

by Cadillac C--Y March 14, 2011

Jerking your mouth off

When all someone does is talk shit and the more they do the more toxic waste comes out.

Guy: I can't stand John Walsh. All he does is talk about fugitives being on the loose! He needs to get a life!

Girl: Quit jerking your mouth off. I can smell the shit when you open it.

by Luna Belle December 11, 2009

Pedo jerk off day

On June 9th, all pedos must go into a local pre school. and jizz on all of the kids telling them it's "milk"

"Yo, what are you doing for pedo jerk off day?" "I am hitting up my daughters schools for real." "bet, can I pull up"

by Ihearttaylor February 24, 2025

Jerk off

To masturbate the penis

My parents nearly caught me jerk off last night! Hid the picture and dik

by AngelDustsFuckBuddy April 25, 2025

Joe Jerk Off

A variation of "Joe Schmoe", this term is used for someone who inserts their opinion when not asked. Additionally, this person thinks they know what they're talking about, even though they have no experience or knowledge on most subject being discussed. You might say a Joe Jerk Off is a member of the Peanut Gallery.

Guy #1: Do you hear this guy talking about shit he knows nothing about?
Guy #2: Yeah, he's a real Joe Jerk Off

by ImAGorilla69 March 16, 2022