Saint Jerry the Goatfucker

Saint Jerry the Goatfucker was around the same time as Saint Tiffany that went around pushing in the soft spot of babies.

Saint Jerry the Goatfucker, y’know… fucked goats.

(This was used in a Sam O’Nella video)

Damn, Saint Jerry the Goatfucker was cool as fuck!

by creamy jizzy grandpa balls February 24, 2022

Blow-Jerky

Getting dome while a bitch is twisting on the base of the shaft.

Woah.. That Luau party was crazy, I got a hella wack Blow-Jerky from a sorostitute.

by simpsonator and snowflake October 6, 2009

Jerry Falwell

A terrorist.

Hates blacks, women, homosexuals, and anyone who isn't a "born again" Christian.

Jerry Falwell should be shot repeatedly and left to die.

by camry July 2, 2005

queef jerky

An old, dried up piece of cunny

Grandma's pussy has turned to queef jerky!

by Alexander Papsmear April 7, 2005

Jerky McTrigger Slap

How Jeff Dunham Shoots a gun.

You sure are a Jerky McTrigger Slap with that pistol.

by an awesome dude 2010 August 18, 2010

Jerk Jerky

Skin that peels off your dick, caused by too much masturbating.

Mike: "After jacking off to Tina Fey 6 times yesterday, my boomstick has the worst case of jerk jerky."

Adam: "Damn! You should have used some lotion or something."

by Professor Booty, M.F.A. November 26, 2010

The Jerry Paradox

Describes a person as incredibly smart and incredibly stupid at the same time

I hear Jerry is close to finishing his second master’s degree but because of the Jerry Paradox his elementary school math is wrong so everyone got fucked on their paycheck.

by Liberation Theology November 20, 2019