Jedi Doug

Guy named doug who played star wars and since has forever declared himself, Jedi Doug.

I am Jedi Doug, feel my force powers baby.

by RiddleSucks September 27, 2003

Jedi Queef

The act of having so much force within your body that the lords of darkness suck it out vacuum style from a girl's pussy after she has masturbated or had sexual intercourse. It typically ends in an explosion of blood, mucus, cum, and shit.

"I was so filled with the force that I jedi queefed!"

by PB+J March 23, 2009

Jedi Mind Ninja

usually referred to as the acronym JMN, its when you and another person think or say the same thing at the same time. Its like the person is reading your thoughts.

L: Whoa, I just went on the board today and its like a ghost town!

T: JMN (Jedi Mind Ninja), I thought the exact same thing when I saw that!

by aaddicted May 24, 2009

jedi mind trick

convincing a simple minded girl to let you have anal sex with her.

1. Ay guess what i did last night!

2. What homie?

1. I pulled a jedi mind trick on this bitch!

2. Oh word you put it in her bootyhole?!?!

1. Hell yeah!

by jedimaster1 August 31, 2009

jedi-ism

an actually religion based on the jedi life style created by goerge lukas
I wonder what the heavens like.

I joined jedi-ism in 1990 and now i posses the force

(adjusts glasses)

by tryfaith May 16, 2005

jedi mind tricks

When your slut puts her hair up like Princess Leia and you fuck her ear through her hair.

Jose and Jeff played jedi mind tricks on these three sluts before going to Luckies.

by bobsagetisafaggot November 22, 2010

jedi mind trick

A blunt that is rolled using an extremely small amount of weed, but still manages to get you very blasted.

Damn man, that jedi mind trick hit the spot!

by rebel_ins July 15, 2005