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"Java" is a slang term for "coffee" named after an Indonesian island where coffee beans grow well. Hence, there's even the slang term "java junkie" meaning "coffee addict".
I can't start my day without a cup of java; it's the only thing that gets me out of bed and ready to face the world.
by Emotional Cruiser October 2, 2025
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* In the heart of the city, a tall and mighty figure stands, His skin like rich mahogany, strong and sure are his hands. Brave in the face of adversity,he never backs down from a fight, With courage as deep as oceans, he shines with inner light.Humble is his nature; despite all that he's achieved Never boasting or bragging; it's kindness that he weaves.Working hard day by day to build a better world for all, He labors not for glory but answers duty's call.Well-mannered and gracious in every word and deed Respectful to all around him - this man takes little heed Of praise or adulation instead seeks only peace And spreads love through actions that will never cease.A towering presence yet gentle at heart so true The embodiment of strength wrapped up in virtue too For those who know him well can attest without doubt That within beats a spirit kind beyond measure throughout.
Java I love you. Java my heart and soul.
by HeavenzAngel June 13, 2024
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One of the most popular coding languages in the world, being used in conjunction with HTML for websites, and is used for many other things. Also one of the weirdest coding languages, being somewhat esoteric at times, and infamous for sometimes being completely nonsensical.

Wait, that's Javascript
by Earl is a fun name December 2, 2023
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A Programming Language that is so heavy-weighted that most normies hate it but it indeed is a good language.
"Do you know java?"
"Java what?"
"Java this programming language"
by thazeintayout July 3, 2023
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java is the bane of my existence
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Pros of Java: Minecraft

Cons of Java: public static void main string args
by Alexcían Empire Thingy May 12, 2024
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Java Drop

The deuce right after the first cup of coffee in the morning
Bro, that Java Drop from Starbucks hits way harder than Dunkin'
by Vexchris May 30, 2024
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