Jared

He is a wiener! He doesn’t deserve anything he gets and he is the most ANNNOOYYYIIINNNGGGGG person on earth. He will take advantage of your kindness and he will make sure he always gets what he wants. He will never say he’s sorry and he’s a complete jackass!!

Calls mom at work:“Mom can u tell Jared to stop bothering me”

by lala136 December 31, 2018

Jared

The worst fortnite player in the world

Omg! Kaelan is so much better than Jared in Fortnite

by A random eliete member February 11, 2019

Jared

big dick guy

“have you heard about Jared? i heard he has a 12 incher”

by crazy wild niqqa May 4, 2019

Jared

Jared is a person who does two things
1. Becomes a pedophile
2. Cheats on his wife

Person 1: Have you heard of the Jared subway man and projared
Person 2: Aren't they both pedophiles
Person 1: yep

by Toxicdue May 20, 2019

Jared

Baby shark.... meaning small dick

Man that guy Jared has a baby shark

by AliiiB April 12, 2019

Jared

A little bitch

Jared's a little bitch

by YESMAM#))) August 27, 2019

jared

A little man with curly hair and silent farts because his asshole is stretched who loves sucking dick and getting spin roasted by two hair fat men

Woah Jared you had a 3 some with 2 guy and now your farts are silent??? Wow, you’re such a Jared.

by John1199 August 30, 2019