Boner jammer

The act of jamming ones boner.

This chick starts talking about her kids on our first date...it turned into a real boner jammer

by MrWafflehead January 15, 2014

pickle jammer

A homosexual who inserts his pickle into another mans rectum.

jeff and dylan were pickle jamming all night long, there for jeff is a pickle jammer

by jeff plays the mud trumpet March 7, 2014

Jammer

Magical Bacon God

Teacher: "Who is the Magical Bacon God?"
Student: "Jammer"

by EatMyLollipop April 3, 2014

Raspberry jammer

When the rainier coffee shop girl sells you the shittiest tasting thing on the menu

Hey Jerry we really got the olé raspberry jammer in the pancake fuckin sandwiches

by planzguy May 8, 2014

Jesus Jammer

Someone who tries to cram a fresh load of unwanted religion down your throat.

Keith: You should get in touch with God, Kenneth.
Kenneth the Athiest: What a jesus jammer...

by somedude149 May 13, 2014

jammer juice

A term for alcohol; party beverage; turn up drink.

I'm gonna stop at the liquor store and get some "jammer juice" for the banger tonight.

This jammer juice got me screwed up.

I'm sipping on some jammer juice.

by Lawyer probz May 28, 2014

Big Jammer

Heart attack. Jamming of the arteries

Don't give Ed a surprise birthday party. The man is 85! He might just have a big jammer and die before we can serve the cake!

by Kim Fulcher March 12, 2015