For the guitarist who knows what metal is about.
For the guitarist that don't like to play guitars, that are manufactured by 7yr old vietnamese slave/children *ibanez*.
Ibanez copied the Jackson soloist/dinky with their RG(Real Gay) line of guitars that suck ass.
Only raped (FUCKING-)skaters will play Ibanez lower of the lowest series and still says that their owning the best playing guitar around.
Charvel/Jackson has tons of cool paint jobs, instead of the Ibanez sticker quilts (pffhaha)
So if you want a real quality guitar that isn’t raped plays like butter and looks killer too, get yourself a Charvel/Jackson.
“Get the best, fuck the rest”
PS.
FUCK NU-METAL
Pathetic fucking gothic’s
For the guitarist that don't like to play guitars, that are manufactured by 7yr old vietnamese slave/children *ibanez*.
Ibanez copied the Jackson soloist/dinky with their RG(Real Gay) line of guitars that suck ass.
Only raped (FUCKING-)skaters will play Ibanez lower of the lowest series and still says that their owning the best playing guitar around.
Charvel/Jackson has tons of cool paint jobs, instead of the Ibanez sticker quilts (pffhaha)
So if you want a real quality guitar that isn’t raped plays like butter and looks killer too, get yourself a Charvel/Jackson.
“Get the best, fuck the rest”
PS.
FUCK NU-METAL
Pathetic fucking gothic’s
Fucking Skater Punk:
Hi John what's up, I've seen this so cool ibanez in the guitarshop. When I see it I just wanna play all day long nu-metal because I have a fuckt up mind.
And the price is right too. However I never played a Jackson Soloist I think it will pwnd it in a sec.
John:
Go fuck yourself.
Hi John what's up, I've seen this so cool ibanez in the guitarshop. When I see it I just wanna play all day long nu-metal because I have a fuckt up mind.
And the price is right too. However I never played a Jackson Soloist I think it will pwnd it in a sec.
John:
Go fuck yourself.
by Fuck_Ibanez September 1, 2008
Get the Jacksonmug. (Verb) to Jackson, Jacksoning, Jacksoned. The act of Jacksoning someone is to somehow, exploit or otherwise manipulate, a completely unwilling party, to provide an aid or a service, while providing absolutely no short or long-term compensation. It is executed to such a degree of dexterity and skill, that often, the Jacksoned party does not fully comprehend that they were infact Jacksoned. One can often comment on the laziness of a Jackson, or on how much a Jackson is in their debt, or can discuss previous incidents with other victims, and yet will still unwittingly get Jacksoned by that same party. A Jackson will always leave an opening available for any future goods or services they may require. Jacksoning is not limited to any one-on-one manipulation but can extend to several individuals, for several different things.
Side note: Jacksoning is not a spontaneous act, that can be achieved by anyone. It is a delicate art that has to be practiced often, and planned to perfection. A good Jackson can achieve almost anything for the price of nothing.
Side note: Jacksoning is not a spontaneous act, that can be achieved by anyone. It is a delicate art that has to be practiced often, and planned to perfection. A good Jackson can achieve almost anything for the price of nothing.
Steven: hey buddy! where you going?
Clark: I’m just gonna go buy a pack of cigarettes.
7 hrs later.
Clark: (to his friend john) man, earlier I was walking to my car, to buy a pack of cigarettes, and I ran into Steven. Somehow we ended up at dinner, I paid for his meal, then dropped him off at his house, where we ran into his landlord. He somehow convinced me pay for his next 2 months rent.
John: That’s odd!
Clark: yea, I know. He also took my pack of cigarettes. I’d go buy another pack but he borrowed my car for the next week. I had to walk back, cause I didn’t have anymore money to pay for a cab.
John: DUDE! You just got totally Jacksoned!!!
Clark: GODDAMMIT!
Clark: I’m just gonna go buy a pack of cigarettes.
7 hrs later.
Clark: (to his friend john) man, earlier I was walking to my car, to buy a pack of cigarettes, and I ran into Steven. Somehow we ended up at dinner, I paid for his meal, then dropped him off at his house, where we ran into his landlord. He somehow convinced me pay for his next 2 months rent.
John: That’s odd!
Clark: yea, I know. He also took my pack of cigarettes. I’d go buy another pack but he borrowed my car for the next week. I had to walk back, cause I didn’t have anymore money to pay for a cab.
John: DUDE! You just got totally Jacksoned!!!
Clark: GODDAMMIT!
by cola w. balls May 19, 2010
Get the Jacksonmug. Usually a bitchass, brown hair, brown eyes, large cock. He gets the ladies and is good in bed, but also good at jerking off.
by Rotted21 February 23, 2017
Get the Jacksonmug. by Honk_If_You_Like_Kids August 4, 2020
Get the Jacksonmug. Jackson, an extremely autistic 5'10, 13 year old. He plays hockey and if you punch him, you're finger will actually F U C K I N G break. He doesn't know how to spell autistic, so instead he calls them Tisms.
Man: fUCK Did YOU SeE THaT AuTistic Kid
Man 2: Yeah, the one who calls em tisms?
Man 3: Yuh his names Jackson
Man 2: Yeah, the one who calls em tisms?
Man 3: Yuh his names Jackson
by aheagorlz April 9, 2019
Get the Jacksonmug. Tall hoe that seems openly homophobic but just uses it as a cover for all his gay fantasies he has about his male friends. The most common of which being sodomizing them with his golden golf club.
Dude 1: Dang that guys looking pretty hungrily at my pants
Dude 2: Well hes a Jackson what can you expect
Dude 2: Well hes a Jackson what can you expect
by Fishie Male May 22, 2019
Get the Jacksonmug. Jackson is an amazing person. but people mainly know him for his gorgeous, long blonde hair. He's perfectly perfect and the dark skins just love him so much. get a Jackson, but be careful, cause when you do, you might not want to leave him for his best friend. or at least try..
by yo.bro.man.dude June 14, 2017
Get the Jacksonmug.