Jacker

Someone who masturbates alot and cant stop

Dude tom is a huge jacker. I caught him on the couch yesterday jacking off

by squirrelyboy July 22, 2025

Jacker Jacket

Jerking off with a large jacket or hoodie over your schlong. This can easily be done in public without having attention drawn to you.

Dude, my girlfriend gave me a Jacker Jacket at the movies last night.

by JustaStoner January 14, 2020

Cracker Jacker

Any minority, normally black people, who “jack” or steal purely or most enjoyably from white people.

He called Kamsni ugly god? That mothafucka should’ve known better, Kamani a real Cracker Jacker.

by Anthony Pires January 12, 2018

Closet Jacker

An overly competitive alpha-male who refuses to accept defeat; or when defeated, is a total bitch about it, see also veenus master.

Once Tyrone lost by a free-throw, he's been nothing but a closet jacker in all our pickup games.

by Chuck Denniston October 5, 2018

Oven Jackers

Is when there are so many people who would rather eat out, then eat at there house. It appears the community members have no oven at home.

Damn the Taco He'll has been so busy today. Damn can people not go home and make there own tacos? (person 2)I guess the "Oven Jackers" came through this town again.

by Ds89 December 20, 2010

Mental Jackers

Some asshole who comes and steals your thoughts and turns it into their life's work aka Blaqadomas

Some fool who jacked my account and took credit for Cracker naggle then came up with a stupidass word. He's one of those mental jackers.

by The Original Blaqadomas May 30, 2018

flacka jacker

those who become chronic public masturbators when flacked out

oh look there its old joe the flacka jacker cranking one out in his front window again

by M I sofakingweetodded January 7, 2021