The act of propelling oneself in a direction, by means of flatulence. Depending on how much gas is stored in one's body, it is possible to travel across entire continents, entirely on the power of farts.
It is such a popular activity, that many people are proud to call it a hobby. There are many fart surfing clubs that can be found in almost every country.
It is such a popular activity, that many people are proud to call it a hobby. There are many fart surfing clubs that can be found in almost every country.
To fly from California to New York, one could either drive, buy a plane ticket, or take a train. However, fart surfing is a free and environmentally friendly alternative.
by bu11fr0g July 23, 2009
Get the fart surfingmug. When you ride the tube (The Underground) by standing in the aisle and and balancing without holding on for the purpose of fun and laughs and enhancing your skills.
Ai! It was a brilliant ride (Tube surfing) today! I picked up at Hammersmith and for an extra challenge rode eyes closed listening to The Futureheads on my iPod.
by Karen E October 24, 2008
Get the Tube Surfingmug. You trip, you hurtle towards the ground, you skid over 25 yards on your face, you're pavement surfing, dude.
person 1: Where'd you get the gravel rash?
person 2: drank 352 double vodkas and surfed the pavement.
person 2: drank 352 double vodkas and surfed the pavement.
by Skankerchank May 22, 2005
Get the pavement surfingmug. by SodBurger December 12, 2008
Get the Urbi-surfmug. Attempting to have sex despite the inability to achieve a full erection, resulting in your flaccid, flopping junk looking like a wet turkey gobbler smacking in the wind.
by Kicklndaballz March 27, 2012
Get the Turkey Surfingmug. When you’re with every person in a friend group and do this to many groups. You go from group to group being with every member in it. Most people do this for attention or revenge.
Friend: Did you hear?
You: What was I supposed to hear?
Friend: Dude your ex just went group surfing.
You: She always did like the attention.
You: What was I supposed to hear?
Friend: Dude your ex just went group surfing.
You: She always did like the attention.
by hazyful June 4, 2021
Get the Group Surfingmug. by hipxpxixe April 16, 2016
Get the concrete surfingmug.