Study Island

A crappy website used by teachers to torment students with a flawed answer system that makes your teeth grind. When using this, side effects are: suicidal thoughts, anger issues, and low self esteem

30 years in the future...
Son: DAD I LOVE STUDY ISLAND!
Dad: *starts having Vietnam flashbacks*
Also Dad: Y’know what son I’m gonna get some milk

by NumberAfter419 May 18, 2020

island paradigm

State of mind where one becomes infatuated with another person simply because no one else is available. Out of desperation, one sees the other as the most attractive, most witty, etc, but fails to realize that it is simply by default.

Picture a classroom full of engineering nerds. There's 29 guys and one girl. Regardless of how mediocre that girl looks or how boring she is, all the guys will drool and fight for her attention. However, in a class full of hot girls, no one would even think about her.
All the guys have the island paradigm.

by Daniel Steinfeldt March 25, 2008

island dweller

a derogatory term for a individual that comes from an island, typically from a Caribbean island such as Puerto Rico or the Dominican Republic

Go cook some beans you island dweller

by jitnem shaquavion March 4, 2023

made a island

When you shit so much into the bowl it is actually sticking out of the water.

Dude, that power dump made a island.

by Skutch September 19, 2008

Yikers Island

When a situation is surprising, unexpected, or otherwise out of control, often in a negative way and it needs more than just a singular "yikes" to describe it but rather a whole island of yikes'.

Yikers is a loose reference to notorious prison Rikers Island.

Person 1: We're down 3-0 in this game of Paladins
Person 2: Yikes...
Person 3: Yikers Island bro

by Kaiser Pepe :^) August 8, 2021

Friendship Island

The island which a male is stranded on once a girl has lost all sexual urges to let him slay her dragon , cut the chicken, make a tsunami in the punani.

Guy1 : Hows thats new girl going?
Guy2 : Yeah great, she said I am her best Male friend
Guy1 : Ha you're stuck on friendship island bro.

by Gtrain-93 March 3, 2011

the canary islands

The best islands in the world, theyre found off the coast of africa, and are filled with peacefull, civilised great Spaniards, but there are lots of buggered british chavs, so be warned.

"Hey, have you been to the Canary Islands? Its the best islands in the world! The brits wanted the island because their islands were already filthy with irishmen!"

"Yeah but now its filled with the worst British Tourists ever, especially the ones from the black country."

by TheCanarian December 20, 2017