Internet inch

An exaggerated unit of measurement used online. When someone claims anything is a certain amount of inches online, those are Internet inches. The actual amount of inches in reality is significantly less.

Toph told Misty he had a 10 inch penis in the chat room. Misty knew that was Internet inches. The real size was much smaller.

by Goldengamingod August 28, 2011

Internesting

A cocoon of blankets and pillows you bury yourself in whilst spending long periods of time on the internet

even though her friends were going out, Sally would rather spend her weekend Internesting.

by Super_Pooper_Loser October 12, 2016

Internet Atheist

The fundamentalist Atheist that’s always talking about how religion is terrible and God doesn’t exist, .This species of Atheist is different from your regular Atheist whereas your average Atheist is a normal person an internet atheist is a prick about it

Internet Atheist: theists are morons

Regular Atheist: I swear I’m not the same as him

by I’m a neutral November 13, 2020

Problem Internet

The Problem Internet is the side of the web content creation landscape that generates click-bait articles discussing the problems of various (read that as "normally topical & highly-relevant") issues going on in the world. The Problem Internet also wants you to know that everything you know is wrong, or in some instances, why what you thought was wrong is actually the problem with Internet culture in 2016.

Me: "The Atlantic has a wonderful write-up on why everything I know about boiling an egg is wrong."
You: "Ugh, the Problem Internet strikes again."

by Leschi July 31, 2016

College Name Drugs Religion Food Sex Internet Sports Music Work

WOW. You are more bored than anyone in this universe is. You've just written all UD categories in the search bar. That's amazing, now go making your maths homework for the next day.

When I was bored to death, I looked in Urban Dictionary and saw that "Categories" option. I pointed at it and saw College Name Drugs Religion Food Sex Internet Sports Music Work, and it was really funny, so I wrote it in the search bar and pressed that + button.

by Sisak24 June 16, 2021

Internet Gangsta

The Internet Gangsta derived from the lowest depths of the world wide web. AOL is believed to be responsible for this, thus they are sometimes referred to as an AOL Gangsta or internet hard ass. They have no clue about what real gang life, struggling, fighting, slangin', or jail is like, outside of their computer monitor. They often have a group of other Internet Gangstas to accompany them on their many trips to the "Internet Slums" where they can let all the others in the chat know of their reputation and ability to do a drive by typing on your e-mail or send you a gangsta virus. They often talk in online ao133t and say things like "dont mess with me", 'my crew will fuck you up", and "i represent crips, southside AOL fo life niggas". All threats made by Internet Gangstas should be chalked up to complete and total bullshit, seeing as the user can't:
A.) Run his mouth in person, and,
B.) Is a mid-upper class whiteboy with something to prove.

Also see: internet tough guy and internet thug.

bloodkilla: yea me n da boys spammed dis email last nite dawg fo real!!11
bloodkilla_nerd_posse: yea dawgz dont fucks wit the aol posse ya digs!?!?@?344
bloodkilla_nerd2: yea represtent yo clik man, westside online slums fo life G!!111
bloodkilla: yea dawg, ne1 say diff no dey git a virus fuckn wit us G11!1

by Joe August 30, 2004

Internet Hat Machine

A device closely resembling the Internet Hate Machine, itself a device first described by Faux News as a machine in which internets are inserted, and hate is produced. As one can derive, the Internet Hat Machine converts internets into hats.

When I put lols into the Internet Hate Machine, I got lulz. But when I put lols into the Internet Hat Machine, I got silly hats only.

by loooooooooooooooooooongcat May 21, 2008