Asking your partner if they have pet insurance for their pussy because they’ll need it after getting it smashed
Hey sweetie do you have pet insurance because your going to need it after I smash your pussy tonight
by Lover not a fighter June 19, 2022
Get the Pet insurancemug. Insurance for Spacecraft, needed in case of accidents.
I have to pay so much for Spacecraft Insurance, and it's illegal to mine Asteroids! How will they even know anyway.
by SackbotNinja03 November 6, 2021
Get the Spacecraft Insurancemug. What experienced drinkers do when they leave the bar but have a long ride ahead of them. Even though you don't feel like you have to pee, you go pee anyways so you don't get 15 minutes down the road and suddenly have to try to find a place to pull over and pee.
by Ye gods December 20, 2015
Get the Insurance peemug. What you're really taking out with a policy from The Prudential or Lloyd's Of London, since people will likely try to bump you off in order to collect on said policy.
Many murder cases highlighted on TV programs like Unsolved Mysteries and Forensic Files involve homicide-investigations into the deceased person's death insurance beneficiaries.
by QuacksO June 25, 2020
Get the death insurancemug. Insurance policy that is your big ole panties when trusting a wet farm.
G-string = no underwear insurance
G-string = no underwear insurance
by King_Pickle September 25, 2022
Get the Underwear insurancemug. Example 1.
Person A: You're really gonna fight him? He's a heavy weight champ.
Person B: Don't worry...I got that L insurance. I'll bounce back.
Example 2.
Person A: I wound't race that Mustang if I were you...He's pushing 800hp to the wheels.
Person B. It's cool. I have L Insurance. I'll claim I couldn't get traction down the line.
Person A: You're really gonna fight him? He's a heavy weight champ.
Person B: Don't worry...I got that L insurance. I'll bounce back.
Example 2.
Person A: I wound't race that Mustang if I were you...He's pushing 800hp to the wheels.
Person B. It's cool. I have L Insurance. I'll claim I couldn't get traction down the line.
by 23T_Duratec_XR May 10, 2017
Get the L Insurancemug. 