up the duff

It was very embarrssing for Kevin when he got Peggy up the duff, but it served him right for trying to save money by using a flak jacket.
by Dunky Oggins December 7, 2003
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DUFF cocktail

a drink spiked with roofies and viagra used by the DUFF(designated ugly fat friend) in order to get laid.
"dude dont drink that its a DUFF cocktail." "i woke up with a headace and a raging boner next to a WHALE, It must have been the Duff Cocktail."
by [THE]fixer5588 March 15, 2010
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Up the duff

Pregnant, usually unplanned.
She's up the duff and really confused right now.
by Tsee October 31, 2006
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Haylie Duff

Some rich snob prettier than Hilary Duff even though IS Hilary Duff's sister. Only popular because of "popular" sister.
by Janice January 4, 2005
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Hilary Duff

A girl who got a record deal based on her already-present fame, rather than vocal talent.
Her voice is horrible, despite the digital altering. Hilary Duff makes Britney Spears sound like Mariah Carey.
And, on top of that, Hilary doesn't even write her own songs (which is a scary thought anyway). Her singing is pretty much monotone; she has a pathetic voice range.
Let's just say that she wouldn't stand a chance on American Idol.
(on American Idol, before Hilary's fame)
Hilary: Today I'll be performing "Why Not" for you! Omigosh, I'm sooo gonna be the next American Idol.
Paula: We're ready when you're ready.
Hilary (singing): Why not, take a crazy chance, why not, do a crazy dance---
Simon: Spare us! STOP! My GOD, you sound like a dying goat! Agh, my ears..
Hilary: B-b-but, I'm like, so pretty!
by Ivory March 10, 2004
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Duff (D.U.F.F.)

abv. for Designated Ugly Fat Friend; Term men use to describe a fatter, less attractive friend, a woman brings with her to a party or social gathering to make herself look better by comparison. In some cases the more attractive woman will not "put out" for any male, unless one of his friends "takes one for the team" and "hits" the Duff.
C'mon take one for the team and hit that Duff (D.U.F.F.), I'll buy you lunch tomorrow!
by Dr. Slappy McGee III Esq. March 19, 2006
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