can berk

Hot, tall and athletic guys from Europe that fucks the shit outta you. They have one of the best d’s on the planet. If you see one I would suggest you sleeping with him.

That guy is such a can berk

He fucks like can berk

by DazyGirl66 July 27, 2019

alpo can

Euphemism for a thick penis.

I accidentally cleaved my wife in two last night with my Alpo can.

by Zildor December 8, 2015

Brass Can

A brass can is when you are embarrassed by something. Basicly the teuchter version of brass neck or red neck.

Term made famous by #1 Teuchter Adam Munro

AYE SHE OFFERED ME A GOBBLE AND I HIT A PURE BRASS CAN

by Gordon The Pirate July 7, 2011

Canned coochie

Refers to the meme including squidward at the store of an edit of him saying “canned coochie”

Theme:superstore

Gary: yo bro do you think they have canned choochie?!
Flin:what’s that??
Gary:the meme of squidward saying canned coochie!!
Flin:uhm...sure bro

by Teddybomb93 July 25, 2019

fart can

The type of annoying muffler found on many pos compact cars today. Often capable of setting off car alarms and deafening infants. Most pitiful sounding on cars with automatic transmission.

Can you hear it, its a rice rocket coming; you can hear the fart can on it half a mile away.

by dieselpower May 28, 2006

a can of whoopass

A phrase used to indicate that the target is about to be introduced to a whole world of pain. Specifically, you, by opening this can, are going to unleash the power of whooping (that is, in the sense of attacking and beating, not in the sense of whooping cough) upon their sorry ass.

1. Specific use:
Jerry paused in thought.
"For what you have said about my mother, my girlfriend, and the proud ancestry of my forebears," he announced, "I have every intention of opening a can of whoopass."

2. General form:
"If <offending body> continues with <offending action>, it is totally time to open a can of whoopass"

by Ben Graham October 12, 2005

Shit in a Can

Colloquial name for canned 'all day breakfast'. So named due to the rancid nature of the contents included, evoking the aesthetic quality of rotting faeces. Originally coined by Lonk, who ironically ate this product on a regular basis, forming one of the staple foods of his diet.

"Mate, I'm having shit in a can for lunch."

"Didn't they use that stuff in 'Nam as a biological weapon against the Viet Cong?"

"I guess that would explain the rectal bleeding."

*Sound of can being opened*

by Joseph Evans August 18, 2009