Bathtub turtle

When your stomach and penis float to the surface of the water in the tub, resembling a sea turtle popping its head up.

I have to remember to knock next time before I see another bathtub turtle.

by Kurtjohnson February 24, 2024

Bathtub List

A list of people you wouldn’t necessarily sleep with, but would let them watch for educational purposes as long as it was not within close proximity. For example, from
bathtub.

Yeah he’s harmless, in fact he’s on my bathtub list.

He wanted to learn more about poly intimacy, I don’t want him to participate and be a hands on learner, but he could be on the bathtub list.

by Lady cranberry June 18, 2025

Bathtub Speed

The terminal velocity of a porcelain bathtub.

"When I was skydiving I almost went bathtub speed."

by benisthelion October 18, 2017

shake dat booty in the bathtub

if you don't watch "the good place" then u don't know what this is

Jason: ayo dis mah hit song! I love you forver ❤ shake dat booty in the bathtub

Chidi: i-

by 👯🕺💃🕴stage fight November 11, 2021

《¤》Rafael《¤》Tejada《¤》Defecated《¤》On《¤》An《¤》Empty《¤》Apartment《¤》For《¤》Me《¤》To《¤》Commemorate 《¤》The《¤》Fact《¤》That《¤》I《¤》Wanted《¤》To《¤》Defecate《¤》On《¤》A《¤》Babysitters《¤》Bathtub《¤》Because《¤》The《¤》Bathtub《¤》Drain《¤》Looks《¤》Like《¤》The《¤》Static《¤》Shock《¤》

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《¤》Rafael《¤》Tejada《¤》Defecated《¤》On《¤》An《¤》Empty《¤》Apartment《¤》For《¤》Me《¤》To《¤》Commemorate 《¤》The《¤》Fact《¤》That《¤》I《¤》Wanted《¤》To《¤》Defecate《¤》On《¤》A《¤》Babysitters《¤》Bathtub《¤》Because《¤》The《¤》Bathtub《¤》Drain《¤》Looks《¤》Like《¤》The《¤》Static《¤》Shock《¤》

by Ezcemaja March 9, 2025

Static shock is a bathtub drain 《¤》

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Person 0: Static shock is a bathtub drain 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025

Hillbilly bathtub

When you have a tub of bath water used by unknown multiple people for a sexual encounter.

Bending her over the side of the tub and while she slips and splashes trying to get out of the water you continue to drill her from behind. She's just been bathed in a Hillbilly Bathtub.

by LHCPITBULL August 30, 2025