99 cent store

Business establishment owned and operated by rapper 50 cent's older brother.

Yo! Get you some pimp-ass gear and a hot 9 milli at 99 cent store

by A-row May 20, 2003

taking 99's

When someone takes forever to do something.... They take 99's

Holy bro hurry up, your literally taking 99's

by J valho March 6, 2017

Bone Time 99

To have coitus. To have sexual intercourse. The act of inserting your penis into a woman's vagina (assuming she is of legal age and mind-set) and thrusting in and out until orgasm is achieved.

Me and Veronica are gonna play bone time 99 later. Yeah!

by McSandtrap July 20, 2008

99 cent store

The best thing ever for collectors of hilarious products, but don't eat anything that comes from this place.

by Anonymous May 19, 2003

99's disease

When you get a 99 average for the year in a subject so you get depressed and very angry

I just got a 99 for the year In Spanish, I think I have 99's disease.

by 99 disease November 14, 2016

99 red balloons

An adjective acting as a noun that describes a person in possession of pretty much every kind of STD. These include but are not limited to: bacterial vaginosis, chancroid, donovanosis, gonorrhea, lymphogranuloma venereum, non-gonococchal urethritis, staph infection, syphilis, tinea cruris, yeast infection, adenovirus, viral hepatitis A B C D and E, Herpes simplex, HIV/AIDS, HTLV 1 and 2, genital warts, cervical cancer, anal cancer, molluscum contagiosum, mononucleosis, Kaposi's sarcoma, Crabs, Scabies, and trichomoniasis.

Alex: Hot damn bro...See that jailbait? I'd love to tap that.
Micah: Don't be such a dumbass, she definitely has 99 red balloons.
Alex: True. I wouldn't want my crabs to get herpes.

by LilSwagga November 9, 2009

99's Kid

Someone who wants to be a 90's kid, but was born in 1999

"Dude, I'm a 99's kid"

by ChickenToaster April 6, 2016