Couch Warrior

An ignorant person who knows little about the finer points of MMA techniques and skills, who has never been in combat but sits on the couch as a spectator and with supreme confidence gives his expert opinions (actually an idiot's view) to anyone who will listen. Couch warriors also give people the benefit of their profound ignorance by making stupid text comments on websites that cover MMA news.

I wouldn't bet on the fight based on his opinion; he's a couch warrior.

by Backgammon_Turkbuttkick September 24, 2011

Ethan Couch

Piece of shit

Man, that guys is really an "Ethan Couch".

by CallHolla September 3, 2016

Couch Burning

State pastime of West Virginia residents when West Virginia University sport teams win major games.

Man, did you see all the couch burning after WVU stomped Clemson 70-33 in the Orange Bowl?

by couchburner January 6, 2012

sleeping on the couch

You fucked up.

I was sleeping on the couch last night.

Your wife was tripping?

Yeah bro, i think i fucked up

by IHateMyLife June 26, 2014

couch hockey

Teenage kissing, petting or intercourse on his/her parents couch.

Brad and Angelina were caught playing couch hockey.

by RKeller1 April 28, 2006

Porch Couch

A couch that is left on the porch for lounging/weed smoking. Usually occurs when a couch doesnt fit through your front door, so you just leave it on the porch.

Its mad hot in here...lets go chill on Porch Couch.

by LastCupHero July 8, 2009

Wyatt's Couch

When someone gives your friend a hand job on your couch next to you and your girl.

"Damn bro I was with grace last night and Ayana fucking gave dalton a hand job on my couch!"

"Damn bro, that's Wyatt's couch now."

by Freezen03 March 20, 2018