Controlling Traffic

The party last night was awesome, but today the boss caught me controlling traffic.
by Flash c April 21, 2011
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controlling asshole

a dick who cant let anyone else get their way
Ivan Calderon is a controlling asshole
by coolman7979 March 08, 2016
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Controller Jock

The act of sneakily glancing at an opponents game controller during the play calling process of Madden with the intentions of gaining an advantage by knowing said opponents chosen play. Although similar to screen hustling, controller jocking is a more primitive and unrefined style of cheating.
Also, see Controller Jock (the song).
Dude, Leviticus is the biggest controller jock I've ever played against!
by The Black Jack Tripper July 24, 2009
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Dick control

When a man can't say no to having sex with any woman and impregnating her, he clearly doesn't have any dick control.
Kid: Did that man plan on having 9 kids
Adult: No, he's just got no dick control
by T. Faller October 15, 2015
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birf control

Preventing pregnancy by choosing to engage in anal intercourse.
She's paranoid about making babies so we had to use birf control.
by Drunky McKrunky September 23, 2006
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maintenance control

1. Group of incompentent retards who complain about everything under the sun.

2. Slave Drivers

3. People who walk around acting like they are the shit, when in fact they are bags of shit.
Guy 1: Hey man, you loaded the wrong jet.
Guy 2: This is the one that Maintenance control told me to load.
Guy 1: Big suprise! Maintenance control rides the short bus.
by 231night crew August 18, 2009
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