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Immortality Fail

When a person who is jokingly referred to as "immortal" in memes due to their great longevity and surprisingly good aging actually dies, causing mass hysteria and confusion.

When an immortality fail occurs, it spreads quicker than any other celebrity death. Typically, it takes less than an hour before everyone has heard the news.
The most recent immortality fail as of this post being written is Elizabeth II. With her death, Keith Richards is now the King of Immortals.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 8, 2022
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Crazy day + Frantic Experience + New Video = Immortality

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Crazy day + Frantic Experience + New Video = Immortality
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025
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Immortal

"wow why does he look so young, isnt he like 40?"
"he was born immortal"
by soda.sipeer April 4, 2024
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Thanato-immortality Complex

A complex where someone constantly wants to die Suicidal Ideation while also having a desire for immortality
Isabel had a Thanato-immortality Complex. She constantly wished she could die, yet always yearned for immortality
by isabel perry May 23, 2024
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Immortality Rate

The percentage/chance lf a person recovering from an illness/disease, the exact opposite of the mortality rate (death rate) but with a gamble for life.
Lower Immortality Rates means it is unlikely for a person of that illness to recover. i.e. high mortality rates.

Immortality rates are the exact opposite, lower meaning deadly, higher meaning safer.
by 1m1m0 January 3, 2023
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Immortal

Something or someone who cannot die. Like Ava, Ava is immortal
"Wow is that the immortal?
"Yeah its Ava"
by Hanni_danni April 4, 2022
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