idiot 

A term belonging to a classification system no longer in use for the reason that it is now considered offensive in modern society, alluding to the stage from one to three in which the child is typically unable to learn connected speech, guard against common dangers, and experiences gratification from probing of the anal region.

Boy: Ghaa.
Mother: My little idiot.

idiot by DeathByFloyd December 28, 2005

idiot 

(n.) Someone that is reading this definition at this exact moment

You are an idiot for looking up the word "idiot"

idiot by Anonomous Boi April 18, 2006

IDiot 

A derisive term used by some for proponents of ID - intelligent design.

A combination of ID + idiot.

That guy is a total IDiot, he is still claiming that flagella are irreducibly complex

IDiot by Promethean March 30, 2008

idiot 

A creature common to most regions of the planet, easily identifiable by markings resembling the words "Abercrombie," "Billabong," "Nike," etc., and by its shrill Tweeting call.

Shhh! Did you hear that? That was the cry of the North American idiot!

idiot by IllogicalTendencies July 6, 2009

idiot 

Male species

"Men should be locked up underground and used to reproduction purposes only."

idiot by Mercurial June 2, 2004

idiot 

That's what most people on the internet are!

Wow idiots flock to that website like no tomorrow.

idiot by 1-2-3 you're on me. December 2, 2009

Idiot 

Girls who write their names in the Urban Dictionary and describe themselves as goddesses

Victoria: A name given to the most ridiculously amazing, beautiful, sweet, gorgeous, incrediSHUT UP, I BET YOU'RE UGLY AS HELL GOD DAMMIT, YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

Idiot by MekAC February 9, 2015