Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time

"Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time" is what Matt likes me to do sometimes.

Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time

by eda-skip October 15, 2021

I haven't a fuck to give.

When you are all out of fucks to give about anything at all. Or when someone states the obvious right in your face so hard that a fuck would be wasted on them.

"Easter was last week..."
"I haven't a fuck to give."

by 87 vaginas January 15, 2009

Fuck I look like

Shortening of the original phrase what the fuck do I look like? Often used when a person asks another person to do something that would require that person to go out of their way. i.e. usually money is involved.

The other day Liam broke up with me but had the nerve to call and ask me for 60 dollars to help him with his car note. I couldn't believe it. FUCK I LOOK LIKE

by MISS INDEPENDENT89 October 11, 2010

The Fuck I Look Like

A shortening of the phrase- "What the Fuck do i look like?"

Jessica-Why don't you do your homework!?

Caitlyn- THE FUCK I LOOK LIKE!!!!!

by blackazngurl September 11, 2009

I give 0 fucks

Means that the person that this refers to gives absoultey no fuck about something/anything

I give 0 fucks the cops came

by Bromar July 18, 2011

fuck i don't know

The commonly used saying mostly used when you are studying with someone right before a major test.

Friend: What is the square root of 100?
You: Fuck I don't know.

by ArtificialDysphoria68 March 1, 2014

The Fuck I Look Like

No. What Would The Person Look, Image-Wise, Doing The Task.

Tyrone- Ey Jmaes Lets Go Jump Those Niggas Over There

Jamaes- The Fuck I Look Like Jumping Niggas I dont KNow?

by Tim 420 April 15, 2009