husband-in-law

The prick that married your ex-wife

I got along with my ex for years until she remarried, but I have a running battle with my husband-in-law.

by bullet88 August 6, 2009

Husband Hole

A woman's "Lips", her thing.

Damn! That bitch has a huge husband hole.

by DoodooMan September 23, 2006

my husband

Sam Pottorff.

"Sam Pottorff is my husband"- @Pottorffswife on twitter

by @Pottorffswife February 28, 2014

stepford husband

A husband who provides, protects, and caters to his wife. He allows her to be a stay at home wife and mother. He supplies her with her weekly allowance of a substantial of money.

My stepford husband is the best man on earth. He appreciates my catering to him by catering to me.

by Da truth72 December 18, 2013

Corpse Husband

CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME BUT YOU LOVE ME LOWKEY WANNA DATE ME WHEN YOU FUCK ME TOUCH ME WITH THE LIGHTS OFF AND MY CHAINS ON BABY IM NOT THE RIGHT ONE YOU SHOULD WAIT ON

Person 1: have you watched corpse husband

Person 2: HELL YEAH! CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME BUT YOU LOVE ME~

by ILoveMcyt December 26, 2020

Missing husband

This is a “Nerb” a noun verb used to describe a male who would use mouth wash or brush ones nice teeth to gently kiss on such woman in the middle of the night. However, due to queefing and other issues woman was fired from job title.

“Hello? I wanted to marry a winner however, I went on to many dates to the movies, dinner, golfing, states/countries, with to many losers. I always wanted to marry a winner. . . Oh who am I kidding no I didn’t I’ll just go to the theater that isn’t opened every single night??? by myself. I guess I’ll just get used to having a Missing husband.

Inserts common knowledge here . ; )

by RightTriangle October 7, 2019

Kageyama Husband ;)

KAGEYAMA SIMPS ALL THE WAY KAGEYAMA SIMPS ALL THE WAY OUR HUSBAND KAGEYAMA SIMPS

Kageyama Simp: PRETTY , NICE , EVERYTHING GOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Kageyama Husband ;) gdffdtrsghvbchg

by Rain ;) November 8, 2020