Hum Chum

A person who hums a tune/song while inside a public bathroom stall for the single purpose of trying to anger all the other people in the bathroom. They are known to hum either a rock song due to the loud volume of the song and the fast tempo, and songs popular on the internet.

There was a Hum Chum at the gym humming the Kirby theme, I think he was beat up by 5 people when he got out.

by The Mad Chuska August 10, 2017

low shit hum

A band from the 80s that only a few people know about. They were great, so much substance in their music. A lot of people don't know about them, so you can't get frustrated when you try to explain their greatest hits and no one takes you seriously. Just Keep Calm and Low Shit Hum.

Neil: "Ugh, you guys, we are just bonding over our love for Low Shit Hum, have ya heard them before?"
Gene: "no."
*Neil makes a face of disgust*
Carole: "Don't worry Neil, just keep calm and Low Shit Hum"

by kewlc92 December 20, 2018

Hum fungus

To eat some shit up

I'm about to hum fungus that shit.
Hum fungus on some shit.

Gobble gobble bitch

by G woman February 13, 2019

Hum

When something or someone stank

Guy: *Farts*
Me:HUM!
Guy: what?
Me: YOU STANK!

by GrandmaSherry October 8, 2018

Hum noi

Slang for tiny penis also known as floating lobster if you look it up on Google translate

See now every time there is a dead lobster say hey hum noi

by Ooooooof hehehe June 7, 2018

hum strummer

A person who hums a tune while playing the skin flute (masturbating)

Hum strummer Johnathan was a hummin and a strummin the flesh guitar

by Smok710 July 29, 2019

Hum Beb

A made-up saying that has no actual meaning or translation. However, it has recently been used as a synonym for "I'm gay".

Son: "Dad, I have to talk to you about something."
Father: "What is it, son?"
Son: "Hum Beb."

by Huff 'n Doback November 5, 2019