Hommel Hot Pocket

(Hom•mull)

Noun

1. When a person that enjoys the taste of another person's flatulence.

"That hommel hot pocket was delicious"

2. A rotten odor so pungent that you taste but also enjoy it.

"That rotting carcass had a flavorful hommel hot pocket"

3. Someone that would enjoy eating the rectum of a skunk.

Mike: I'm really sorry but I have terrible gas today.

Matt: Let them fly. I love a good hommel hot pocket.

Mike: Are you serious? I had Mexican food for dinner!

Matt: I love the taste of recycled refried beans.

by Thebrightone24 October 14, 2020

italian hot pocket

When you are folding someone's laundry, and you shit in their pants pockets.

I was so mad that I gave her an Italian hot pocket!

by Alex Yee v2 February 23, 2009

Alabama hot pocket

A hot pocket from the state of Alabama. Nothing more.

Damn this pepperoni Alabama hot pocket is good

by bruhinator 2000 March 13, 2020

alabama hot pocket

the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)

Shanya decided her vagina needed some lube so her boyfriend performed an alabama hot pocket.

by SWC February 4, 2005

Hot Pocket

When a girl is going down on a guy and his balls start kickin right before he's about to cum, you shove his balls in his anus and yell "HOT POCKET!"

Im gonna shove my brass in your ass and make a Hot POcket!!!!!!!

by CoCo fo Sho August 20, 2009

hot pocket

when you shit in someones pocket when they are passed out.

oh man, i got a hot pocket.

by jasen bernthesil March 12, 2008

florida hot pocket

when a man shits in a girls ass and uses the pooh as lubricant.

he gave me a florida hot pocket so i chopped his dick off

by dimitre, crotchlickmeoff May 16, 2016