Skip to main content

Hooker Mentality

Mindset of the common street-corner prostitute, performing illegal sexual acts in exchange for small amounts of cash. In the mind of a prostitute, her body can literally be rented as a service. Anyone who has a hundred bucks or so can rent it, just like renting a carpet cleaning machine or a rent-a-car. The only difference is that renting a vehicle or a steam cleaner is LEGAL to do. Prostitution is not legal!

Porn is LEGAL in CA. Girls interested in doing porn should apply with a company like Crown Model Management to get into the XXX business.
This new girl I'm dating has Hooker Mentality; she expects me to pay for EVERYTHING, all the time.
by Denise Rosen September 22, 2009
mugGet the Hooker Mentality mug.

Hookahridoo

The Art of Hookahridoo combines Aboriginal music with Eastern leisure activities. Begin by inhaling a large hit from your hookah. Then the Didgeridoo comes into play, which we will call the Hookahridoo.
There are two methods of hitting the Hookahridoo:
1) The Melodic = exhale while playing the Didgeridoo, producing a nice low tone while smoke bellows out of the end.
2) The Hookahriduo (WARNING: FOR EXPERTS ONLY) = Follow the Melodic hit sequence but have a fellow Hookahteer accept the generous gift of the shisha out of the other end of the Hookahridoo. This will allow the recipient to experience and enjoy and exhale this tandem hit.
1 - Melodic
Blake: Oh shit! I thought that was a bull frog!
Jason: Nah man. Didn't you see the smoke coming from the Hookahridoo?
Aaron: Yeah dude my hit was huge!

2 - Hookahriduo
(Blake takes hit)
Blake: Aaron you want this?
Aaron: I got to call Lacey.
Jason: Let me get the other end of that!
Blake: Alright. (Proceeds to exhale)
(Jason exhales)
Aaron: That hit made me light headed!
by The Three Hookahteers May 25, 2006
mugGet the Hookahridoo mug.

the hook

look out man here comes the hook!!!!
by babydoll526 March 16, 2009
mugGet the the hook mug.

Hooked on Bronix

When a male acts as a female on Xbox Live, and tries to convince other males that she will do them favors for xbox live points. The nerds are so desperate for the vagina they will never get that they keep on sending in microsoft points for the teasing to stop. Too bad it won't ever stop because they are being tricked by a dude!
Dr Demarini gets all the nerdy xbox players Hooked on Bronix! He fakes a vagina, to get the He is such a stud!
by Asian Terror December 29, 2010
mugGet the Hooked on Bronix mug.

hook guy

A musical artist who frequently appears on the hook (chorus) of other artists' songs within a genre, particularly hip hop and R&B.

Some prominent hook guys include: Akon, T-Pain, Nate Dogg, Trey Songz and Krizz Kaliko.
Guy: Hey, did you hear that new Akon so-
Kanye West: Yo, Imma let you finish, but Nate Dogg was the best hook guy of all time. OF ALL TIME!
by Jell-o-man April 7, 2011
mugGet the hook guy mug.

Honky Tonk Women

"Honky Tonk Women" is a 1969 hit song by The Rolling Stones. Released as a single on 4 July 1969 in the UK and a week later in the US, it topped the charts in both nations.

A Honky Tonk Woman is often a dancer in a bar down south, who may also work as a prostitute.
I met a gin soaked, bar-room queen in memphis,
She tried to take me upstairs for a ride.
She had to heave me right across her shoulder
cause I just cant seem to drink you off my mind.

Its the honky tonk women
Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues.
by wind61 February 1, 2009
mugGet the Honky Tonk Women mug.

Honky Tonk

A loud, rowdy bar that plays 'honky tonk' country music. Typically full of drunken hillbillies having a good ole' time. To go out 'honky tonkin' is to go out on the town to honky tonk bars and get drunk.
Sam likes to stay out at the honky tonk to 3 in the morning.
by OneBadAsp June 30, 2005
mugGet the Honky Tonk mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email