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Camel hoof

A camel toe that goes from the vagina to the anus crack
“My camel toe is so big I think it’s a camel hoof”
by Daddy B D July 11, 2018
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shit hoof

Smelly foot or fucked up looking feet
Get your shit hoofs off my couch
by Shit hoofs July 12, 2019
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Hoof draggin bitch

When someone or something does not pick up their feet enough, therefore letting them drag making the sound of a maracas shaking when they walk on hard flooring.
That hoof draggin bitch is so loud when she goes to bed.
by Urban observer September 17, 2019
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Hoof

what you call someone who is really attractive, pleasant to the eye
woah you see that guy over there... he’s a major hoof!
by hcfxoxo June 4, 2018
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Hoofing

To shove ones hoof into an orifice
She's in for a good hoofing tonight
by Lord Bernard March 16, 2020
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Hoof

To make a fist with your foot
My hoof is brutal
by Lord Bernard March 16, 2020
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human hoof and mouth disease

What you may eventually contract from habitually being careless of what you say.
If chronic lack of verbal inhibition is an issue for you, one possible way to lessen the chance of coming down with human hoof and mouth disease is to wash your feet several times a day and only walk on clean surfaces.
by QuacksO April 30, 2020
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