When you injury yourself doing something that is meaningless, unathletic, and embarrassing. Typically, this person who always Holmesed himself, is a TOS (Tub of Shit)
That guy over there is a total waste, OMG look at him, he just Holmesed himself while he was walking to get that basketball.
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let’s get started on the people who live here. they are snobby rich white kids/black kids who are whitewashed.most annoying creatures to walk this earth/very self absorbed. the football team wins one fucking game and they think they are the shit. don’t even get me started on the orange bitches that attend this school, all are whores and they all basically just fuck each other bf.they have no standards when it comes to guys, all dress like sluts and twerk there non existences asses at party. they have 0 self respect and all get naked infront of each other/have huge orgys with each other. all i am saying is that if u live out of this town, don’t even bother messing with any of these men even though they are so easy bc the girls will flame you for messing with their “boys” or wtvr since there insecure pieces of shits/snakes. the boys here are unloyal/have no standards. they don’t know how to treat women since all the women in their school are objects. don’t even get me started on their stupid ass partys. you will just see them getting drunk off one white claws and listening to harry styles/taylor swift. they have no taste in music or taste in style let me tell u that. they will talk mad shit bout u but will all be nice to u in perosn because they are big pussys. also you will go to a hang out and just see them hu with a new girl everytime even tho they all are run through. they don’t know how to socialize with anyone ourside of their town. all gonna go to brookedale.
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A Shard Hunter, Shard Patrol, A Hurting Fiend.
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(1)I caught Rylye under his mattress going hella shardlock Holmes
(2)Whats wrong with you Shardlock Holmes?
(3)Shardlock Holmes wasted a friday night searching for shards and only found salt, wax, and bread crumbs. HURT!!
(2)Whats wrong with you Shardlock Holmes?
(3)Shardlock Holmes wasted a friday night searching for shards and only found salt, wax, and bread crumbs. HURT!!
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