Hollister

A homosexual version of american eagle, opposed by those who want to keep their dignity. Is an offshoot of Abercrombie which is a little less gay.
Person 1: I just went to hollister even though i dont surf and bought a 40$ bathingsuit with surfboards on it because it has a seagull!

Person 2: i went to american eagle and got a cool pair of jeans off the clearance rack for 25$.
by johnharry16 January 26, 2008
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Hollister

Giving oral pleasure to a retard. Downs Syndrome kids getting a Hollister from whores. Derived from the modeling agency Hollister in Florida that hires borderline retarded chicks with an ensatiable appetite for "charity". Giving back to the community the best way they can by pleasuring the less fortunate.
Kailey gave Corky a Hollister after he won the relay race at teh special olympics.
by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006
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Hollister

A store that's in most malls that "preps" buy from. The sizes for guys range from anything, but if your a girl and your a size 8, and you want to shop at Hollister, your pretty much screwed. All the snobby bitches that buy from Hollister are either anorexic or bulimic and weigh less than Lindsay Lohan
girl 1: OH MY GOD i just got this new shirt from hollister
Girl 2: OMG!! that's soooo cool. what size?
girl 1: double zero, duh!
girl 2: good. omg holly's a 2 right now!
girl 1: really? omg shes so FAT!
girl 2: I KNOW RIGHT! omg lets go make ourselves puke i ate some chocolate today!
girl 1: right behind you!
by ofmgrawr August 23, 2009
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Hollister Game

Game played in Hollister stores in which players must make it to the back of the store and back outside before any employee greets them or asks for help.
Joe: Lets play the Hollister Game
Mike: Okay
*walk through store*
Employee: Hey wuts up?
Joe: shit
by Syn1717 August 15, 2009
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Grandpa Hollister

(n). An old man wearing clothes from Hollister.
Look, it's Grandpa Hollister! It's a shame he's drooling all over that shirt.
by Wog September 11, 2007
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Hubris Hollister

A general pseudo name for a snobby, shallow, prissy, materialistic good looking men who shops at Hollister, Abercrombie, American Eagle etc to achieve that “worn” look, but are too snobby to actually buy something from a thrift store for the authentic thing. Hubris Hollisters are usually self proclaimed foodies, define themselves as hipsters, exercise excessively and rarely have girlfriends. Hubris Hollisters are a detriment to themselves because of their obvious pathetic screaming cry to be cool partnered with the total lack of common sense to do naturally instead of “buying it at the mall.”

EVERYBODY under 30 knows at least 3 Hubris Hollisters personally!!! GENERAL EXAMPLES:
The majority of male students age 14 to 30 who either come from families with money or want to appear as if they do. Overeducated 30- somethings men with low self esteem problems. Foreigners trying to look American.
"I met a really cute guy in Birmingham but when I suggested we stake out some thrift stores for fun, he went all Hubris Hollister on me."
by Bex Nicole August 4, 2009
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hollister kid

Hollister has been referenced to as "the greatest cultural fraud perpetrated upon mankind", as such you can imagine the type of douche that wears their clothes on a day-to-day basis. A common "Hollister Kid" can be spotted wearing skin tight polos with popped collars, fake manboy tans, pre-ripped jeans, sandals, and an admiration for all things douche. The majority of these kids frequent beaches whilst listening/crying to Jack Johnson, Dave Mathews, or any other shitty college prep dittys. Their admiration for beaches stems from a desire to be shirtless and greasy, but above all to have credentials when broadcasting the beachey-douchey-surfer-type image. Though they all appear to be clones there are exceptions as not every individual wearing Hollister is in fact a "Hollister Kid", they can have great personalities regardless of their cliched style of attire.

In spite of this regular lack of any sensibility Hollister Kids can often be found with hot girls.
Kudos to you Hollister Kids...kudos to you
Jack: Hey whats up, my name is Jack
Hollister Kid: Hey my name is Kevin...I work at Hollister
Jack: I don't give a fuck where you work.

Pedo: Look at those attractive girls!
Yan: Forget it unless you're keen on being a douchey Hollister Kid
by Aledro January 31, 2008
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