Millionaire Hobbit

A person who has expensive taste and/or hobbies but does not have money to satisfy it.

That millionaire hobbit was just released from jail today and thinks he is buying a brand new vehicle with black rims.

by Violator123 June 14, 2019

Dirty Hobbit

When a male identifying person with hairy feet puts a toe in their, consenting, sexual partners butt.

The person I brought home from the bar last night was so kinky they asked me to give them a dirty hobbit.

by OGDH September 9, 2022

hunting for hobbits

A term for smoking weed.

Comes from a LARP group's term for the magical happenings that go on at 420. Often coincides with a literal hunt for a hobbit doll.

Bob: Where did Sandra and Jolene go?
James: They went off into the woods. They're hunting for hobbits.

by Baylemtree August 4, 2011

hobbitz

1. The little people from Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings
2. Also characters you can be in Dungeons and Dragons.
3. also known as halfling

1. I'm gonna be a hobbit rogue tonight.

2. Frodo Baggins is a hobbit.

by Lindsey April 27, 2004

hobbit toe

The evolutionary stage of the camel toe whereupon the labia minora sprouts hair, cuticles, and callouses in defense against long vaginal walks and toe-stomping orcs. The result is a vagina that closely resembles a hobbit foot, most commonly Frodo's left.

"Bro, so like...I'm totally getting ready to penetrate, and then I get kicked and get this major gash down the underside of my shaft. The chick had a hobbit toe!"

by Justin Norman January 19, 2009

hobbitch

hobbitch /HAW - bich/ n. (pl. hobbitches)
1. a short, evil-mannered female who sustains her life by destroying the happiness of others and converting it into sexual pleasure.
2. a bitch that resembles a hobbit.
3. any short filipino woman who takes pleasure in emasculating men and collecting shiny objects, especially those that can be jammed into the drive of a PS2.
4. any short woman named Roxanne.

NOTE: I created this word myself: it is the bastard child of the words hobbit (from the Lord of the Rings -- short, furry humanoids with big feet and a love of weed) and bitch(a short, furry human with big feet and a trendy "love" for weed to impress people)

also see: succubus

Last night I peed in Roxanne's hair, she is such a hobbitch.

by thomas_giggling_at_the_fatties_at_the_party September 7, 2005

hoebitch

a straight hoe who is a bitch.

Young Sidda. From the hit film "Devine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood"...is a hoebitch.

by *&!@ November 3, 2006