Holy Shitballs 

Jim Carrey's exclamation of surprise and shock at the acquisition of new evidence, as seen in "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective". Can also denote happiness, digust, etc.

"Lois Einhorn? Missing hiker? Holy SHITBALLS!"

Holy Shitballs by Lolita & Herb March 18, 2007

holy shitmonkeys 

something to yell when no other interjections is suitable for the crazy amazing thing you may have just witnessed

Jack: Holy shitmonkeys! Did you see that truck flip over and explode over there?

Jill: Yeah that was freaking crazy!

holy shitmonkeys by TheKatherine92 November 8, 2011

Holy Shitballs 

A combination between holy shit and balls. Works if you don't what to say, so just say both.

Holy Shitballs that party last night was insane!

Holy Shitballs by I love to eat markers November 29, 2022

Holy Shitdicks 

An expression used when you see something really insane, or when feeling something incredibly intense.

HOLY SHITDICKS! MY DICK IS BLEEDING!!

Holy Shitdicks by Nicc Mofuckin Farber, July 30, 2010

Holy Shitting Dick Nipples 

An exclamation, like 'holy shit.'

Was originally created when the curses 'suck my dick,' 'holy shit,' 'Jesus's nipples,' and 'fucking hell' were combined to make the ultimate curse.

Can also refer to the Pope having dicks on his nipples which spew diarrhea, but this isn't as common.

*person gets startled* Holy shitting dick nipples!

Holy Shitting Dick Nipples by Red Fleming April 8, 2011

the holy shits 

Diarrhea so bad, you pray to god that it stops.

"Hey man, you goin out to the club?"

"Nah, man. I ain't feeling well, havin the holy shits"

the holy shits by Tha Captain July 18, 2014

Holy Shittin' Jesus 

What my Jewish grandmother used to say. Like, when she was sewing.

"Holy Shittin' Jesus - I just dropped another button!"

Holy Shittin' Jesus by Sean Brian Kirby October 8, 2005