conditioning hike

The most hellish and painful experiences on the planet. It starts off with a simple walk. And about 90 pounds on your body. For 21 kilometers. A big "fuck you" given to US Marines before they redeploy.

Hey Martinez, you want to go to McDonald's?
Nah man, I can't get fat before the Conditioning Hike.
Oh fuck, I forgot!

by Doc Of the Walk March 29, 2015

Special Hiking buddies

A male and a female who aren’t a couple that go and do sexual activities together in fields,forests etc.

Me and samantha are special hiking buddies we do it most weekends

by King.S May 13, 2023

hike and push

When you're walking and you hike one leg up and push out a fart.

My sister-in-law walked past and did a hike and push.

by Sam-n-Jen November 04, 2007

That’s a hike

Philly slang for “that’s too far”

Person 1: Come see me, I live down sw

Person 2: I’m ngl that’s a hike.

by Ijustbebored February 13, 2022

Costco-hiking

A popular sport practiced by flatlanders and other mid-west inhabitants consisting of envying nature FB friends post and then trying to imitate with disappointing results.

The best part of hiking at Rock Cut state park is the Costco-hiking on the way back home...

by Making wonders September 25, 2020

Hike butt

When walking up a slight incline, the gluteus muscles stretch and contract more regularly and with more veracity. This action produces lactic acid in the gluteus which stiffens the tissues in that area. The stiff tissues prop the gluteus up and make it appear more prominent and more glorious.

This is colloquially referred to as hike butt.

Let’s take a walk, I want to get hike butt.

by Rali324 February 06, 2021

hick hiking

Crowd Surfing at a Country Music Festival.

Dude, wanna come hick hiking at the muster next year?

by Chuck Grove October 16, 2017