Hi

to want to murder someone.

(get this to top of urban dictionary so this is the definition that pops up when you google hi

i really want to hi that bitch

by xPhotonx January 31, 2020

Hi

Well, knowing that anyone in their right mind wouldn't look up "Hi" in the U.D., I can safely assume you did it for one of these reasons:

1) Your parent/roomate just walked in and you were looking up something that was very innapropriate for the time being.

2) You were just masturbating to some of the free erotica on this site, and in that case, just go back to what you were doing: sex story.

3) You aren't in your right mind and should go see a therapist.

4) You are extremely bored.

5) You are an alien from a parallel universe and would like to study the various aspects of human culture. One of them being the complex greeting system.

6) You tried looking up ho or bi but misspelled it.

Person 1: "So I was like looking at like this thing on UrbanDictionary last night when my parent walked in. I like typed in 'hi' and when my parent asked what I was doing, and I told her I was looking up 'hi' on UrbanDictionary. She then looked at my history and saw that I looked up 'tramp.' It was so hilarious the look on her face!"

Person 2: "ZOMG!! That's so ridiculous. I would have gotten grounded!"

by Nyan! October 19, 2014

Hi

Be real you know what it means also hi

Jerry: hi
Bob: I say hello so I’m more advanced

by CantThinkOfUserName September 20, 2018

Hi!

Hi bro(or sis)!

Hi! I was wondering if anything could be faster than the speed of light! Do you have any clue?

by pdtd October 12, 2021

Hi

Your friend told you to look up hi so you did

Hi

by Iggy050105 May 8, 2019

Hi

When you say hi to someone but they say hi back and then you say hi and then it just a whole cycle

Joe: hi
Bob:hi
Joe:hi
Bob: hi

Bob and joe both think when is he going to say how are you?

by You know what I mean March 20, 2020

Hi

Greeting someone

Hi my name is Trey and i have a basketball game tomorrow.

by hi my name is trey April 21, 2018