Hermanism

A religion formed by the leader of the Hermit crabs across the world.

The Hermit Crabs main religion is Hermanism

by Pastor RJ July 24, 2023

Herman

Sometimes nicknamed "Hermie", this is an example of someone who has a micropenis. Sometimes it is a nickname for a micropenis itself. People nicknamed "Hermie" usually have the smallest penis because they want to disassociate from the nickname for a micropenis. Hermie's are also obese, repulsive, and will always be single. Most of them HATE when they are called Herman instead of hermie.

Guy: Your name sucks, Herman.
Herman: IT'S HERMIE!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!

Girl: Your penis is a Herman
Guy: I assume that means small?
Girl: Yes

by CallusIsHere March 12, 2022

herman bang

gay ass danish book writer from the late 1800s

hey did you hear about herman bang the guy who banged men

by Sigvards gyatt is huge December 4, 2023

Herman

A transgender individual who has not completely transitioned between m/f f/m.

“She’s cute!”
“Dude that’s a Herman”
“Never mind, not my type”

by ThorXyourXGod February 24, 2021

Herman

Herman is a matausi, he’s tall and fat but also a huge dickhead ✌🏼

Dj: who’s that matausi over there?

Ben: that’s just fat head Herman

by Kefeusita’e June 19, 2020

Knut Herman

This poor boy's mom hates him so much he is a living target. This person has a crazy life and his life is never uneventful.

He’s trapped in his moms basement, and likes training the rats that find their way in. If he doesn’t train the rats, he kills them and uses warm water pipes to cook the rats, and then eat them.

A Knut Herman is a survival master, and can survive for years without food and or water. He can even under certain circumstances, survive up too 4 shots to the chest.

Man life is like a living hell, fells like I’m Knut Herman.

Yea Vietnam is like crazy, it's kinda like Knut Herman's life.

by Traktor December 4, 2019

Herman

a loser who cant take care of kids. often gets them taken in the divorce.
usually single.
Bad at charming and is heavily self centered.

"whose that guy over there?"

"hes a Herman. completely single."
"No thank you!"

by Jinchihope January 23, 2019