Reckon-so-harder

A person who reckons they’re so hard. They walk around thinking they’re the dog’s bollocks. They think they can beat up anyone but tend to usually have a chip on their shoulder, they share similar traits with a chihuahua.

*listens to drill music* “I reckon I’m so hard, honest to fucking Godddddd”

“reckon-so-harder! Reckon-so-harder!”

by Dr Baron Ockmann July 9, 2025

Swipe Me Harder

Swipe Me Harder (phrase) – A dry, satirical surrender-refusal used when someone realizes the absurdity of endless app swiping and low-effort modern dating scripts. Means: “I see the algorithmic clown show, I’m not emotionally investing in it anymore, and I’m reallocating energy to real life signals.”

Date: “Just keep swiping, you’ll find someone.”
You: “Yeah, sure—swipe me harder.”

Group chat after a string of ghost matches: “Boys, I have achieved peak Swipe Me Harder energy. Hitting the gym + sleep + social reps instead.”

Alternative: “Got hit with ‘just manifest it’ advice—activated full Swipe Me Harder mode.”

Not:

Not bitterness.
Not misogyny.
It’s a humorous boundary marker: rejecting passive algorithm loops in favor of intentional compounding.

by isoskepsis September 9, 2025

mark harder

when you see the most perfect man for you, and even throughout the universe. or used to describe someone that gives you the feeling that you feel safe and universally connected to one another. or in some cases... handsome ;)

linguini: man, when will i ever find my mark harder

tabitha: sucks to suck i found mine and hon

by comehomethekidsmissyou November 19, 2025

ah fuck me daddy daddy ahhhhh fuck me aaaaaah your cock is so big please fuck me harder daddy ahhhhh you're so hot

What you say when you are getting fucked

Him: *pounding her*
Her: ah fuck me daddy daddy ahhhhh fuck me aaaaaah your cock is so big please fuck me harder daddy ahhhhh you're so hot

by Nhoke Ciggers June 29, 2024

vote harder

An ironic phrase and political stance that means that nothing will change by the mere act of voting; makes fun of democracy as an end of itself.

Jon: Man, that Trump really did us a number. He didn't do shit. Should've voted for Kamala.
Chad: yeah, vote harder

by loscil May 1, 2025

Stop whining and work harder

Can you hear the cracker blood of his ancestors resonating from he mouth-hole when he says it!?

In between sobs over his flabby bitch tits "Stop whining and work harder!!!"

Hym "Ohoho! No. I already did more than you."

by Hym Iam June 10, 2025

FNAF World but it's 10 times harder than Hard Mode

A alternative word for "Big men with their genitalia hanging loose"

Normally used in schools, homes, and giant cemeteries.

I like big men with their genitalia hanging loose, I like "FNAF World but it's 10 times harder than Hard Mode"

by rgawsfgserwah June 30, 2023