Asian Handicap

once the sex is almost finished, the Male pulls out and busts in the females ear. Therefore, handicapping the females hearing for a brief period of time.

John asian handicapped Vanessa last night.

Asian Handicap by Asian Handicap October 22, 2018

Digitally Handicapped 

Someone who is unable to handle the modern digital world. A digitally handicapped person choses to live in an analog world and has trouble keeping up with the modern digital world.

A digitally handicapped person can't operate anything digital and have trouble understanding the basic concepts of the digital world like websites and apps.

Digitally handicapped people might try to go digital at some point but are most prone to phishing or social engineering attacks. Boomers who have recently created a Facebook account may or may not be in in this category.

This does not include people who understand the digital world and then choose to be offline for privacy reasons to limit digital footprints.

Person 1: Hey, checkout this app I made for making appointments with doctors online. Isn't it cool?
Person 2: What's an app?
Person 3 to Person 1: Show me, don't worry about him, person 1 is digitally handicapped.

Digitally Handicapped by GShacklebolt January 15, 2021

metrically handicapped 

1. To describe someone that has a condition that causes them to be unable to understand SI units of measurement (colloquially referred as "Metric System").

This affliction has been historically endemic in regions of North America, Western Africa and Southeastern Asia.

When I told her I was 1.7 metres tall she stared at me in shock. Later I found out that sadly she's metrically handicapped.

metrically handicapped by Preguiça não tem fim April 1, 2021

Hire handicaps and watch them work 

When your working on the jobsite, and your boss says “hire handicaps and watch them work” probably means your being a professional dumbass, and can’t do a simple task properly.

Hey jerry, can you help me cut down this tree? “Sure, I’ll grab the clippers!” (Boss) “hire handicaps and watch them work.”

Hire handicaps and watch them work by I don’t know shit about life June 9, 2021

What's Hanninan? 

Street Slang Meanin' What's Up?, Whazz Up?, Whazzup?, Wassup?, Sup?, Sup Witchu?, Sup Witcha?, What's Good?, What's Goodie?, What's Gucci?, What's Goy?, What's Goin' On?, What's Happenin'?, What's Hanninan?, How Are You Doin'?, How Yew Doin'?, How Are You?, How Yew?, How Are You Feelin'?, How Yew Feelin'?, What's Trendin'?, What's New With You?, What's New With Yew?, What's New Witchu? & What's New Witcha?

"Yo Killa!! What's Hanninan? Zilch. Erstreet At Ever Soo Much At Ever Str8 Thuggin', Ever Str8 Stuntin' & Ever Livin' Life Fully." - Erstreet Harlem aka Harlem, Flea, Kiery Weiry & Freshley.

What's Hanninan? by Hzr February 24, 2022

Hell‘s Handicap

When one finger is raised as in a critical matched golf event. Then the motion is continued as the pointer falls to the front repeatedly to the front in the face of the viewer watching in amazement as the note their future journey to Satan’s lair.

You just sent them to the basement via Hell‘s Handicap damn right. That way bro… Leave, lower

lower

lower

even lower

have fun ya hear

3:D

Hell‘s Handicap by causate February 20, 2026