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Sandy Hanky

A Hanky that has some gritty substance in it.
"Hey, Jim, I found your Sandy Hanky in the bathroom last night."
"Yeah, was it gross?"
"Most definitely, Dude."
by Proto-menace March 29, 2010
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Hillybilly Hankies

Another word for the Confederate battle flag. ("Stars and Bars")
"What's up with all the HILLYBILLY HANKIES? These people know the Civil War's over, right?" -Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 8, Episode 6, "Southern Comfort"
by Boudica77 October 31, 2018
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Hanky Wanker

Blimey! You’re quite the Hanky Wanker with fleshlight, aye chap?

Shall we have a hanky wanker then?
Aye, let’s to it. I’m positively randy presently.
by doctordual639 February 29, 2024
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Dirty Hanky

When a person blow thier nose in another person's butt and then uses said snot as lube for anal sex.
We didn't have any lube for anal sex so I gave them a Dirty Hanky and it was as slick as snot and never felt better.
by Devilmaycare69 August 6, 2023
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hankis

the best floor hockey player in Northern Illinois.
Who is the best floor hockey player in Northern Illinois? hankis.
by gorilla king September 21, 2009
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Hanky Wank

When you jerk off or get a hand job that makes you cum hard you scream so loud your bro in the next room cums too from a context orgasm.
Dude, whatever porn you were watching last night caused a straight up Hanky Wank. I’d say get some headphones but that shit was hot.

Bro if you won’t let me watch can you at least be really noisy so I can Hanky Wank along with you?

“Can I have a good old fashioned?”
“Okay honey, but we have to be quiet or our teenager will be Hanky Wanking again…”
by doctordual639 February 29, 2024
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Hanky Honks

If you say Hanky Honks will have an orgie
by hanky honks May 23, 2021
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