Hanky Panky

A handjob given by the non-dominant hand.

It was pretty good but he went for the hanky panky so it was kinda weird.

by loiterer October 29, 2020

Hanky

Having or sharing the characteristics of a Hank. Otherwise known as weak, gay, clumsy, weird, or especially soft.

He benches 25s? Man, that kid is so hanky.

by ItalianMeatballMakeMeFat January 5, 2023

Hanky Wanker

The British version of the Hanky Wank

Blimey! You’re quite the Hanky Wanker with fleshlight, aye chap?

Shall we have a hanky wanker then?
Aye, let’s to it. I’m positively randy presently.

by doctordual639 February 29, 2024

Hanky Wank

When you jerk off or get a hand job that makes you cum hard you scream so loud your bro in the next room cums too from a context orgasm.

Dude, whatever porn you were watching last night caused a straight up Hanky Wank. I’d say get some headphones but that shit was hot.

Bro if you won’t let me watch can you at least be really noisy so I can Hanky Wank along with you?

“Can I have a good old fashioned?”
“Okay honey, but we have to be quiet or our teenager will be Hanky Wanking again…”

by doctordual639 February 29, 2024

Dirty Hanky

When a person blow thier nose in another person's butt and then uses said snot as lube for anal sex.

We didn't have any lube for anal sex so I gave them a Dirty Hanky and it was as slick as snot and never felt better.

by Devilmaycare69 August 6, 2023

hankis

the best floor hockey player in Northern Illinois.

Who is the best floor hockey player in Northern Illinois? hankis.

by gorilla king September 21, 2009

hanky danky

the poop left over in your toilet

when I went to Taco Bell, the restroom had lots of hanky danky.

by Now That is Hanky Danky November 20, 2018