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Hamburger titties

Tits that are mainly comprised by eating McDonalds in an excessive amount
1: Damn that girl has huge tits
2: Yeah but the're just hamburger titties

1: yeah but the dates at McDonalds will be cheap
by SJW Hunter January 6, 2017
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Hamburger Meat

What happens to your man bag when the mesh on your swim trunks rubs against the skin on your meat and two veg because of the salt water of the ocean.

(Also known as chafing)
After jumping the waves, the boy said "mom, I have hamburger meat, can we go to the pool instead?"
by Kmo7 July 20, 2018
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Hamburger sex

Hamburger sex is when you get all of the condiments from a hamburger and put it in the males penis and inserts it into the women's vagina for pleasure
Oh baby let's have "hamburger sex"
by Thebigtree August 26, 2020
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hamburger vagina

(See Furburger)When a pussy is plump and juicy but not tight
Man i fucked a whore last nite and ate her hamburger vagina
by Silent Bob January 17, 2003
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Hamburger Power

The movement to stop meatism once and for all. They will not tolerate segregated grills any longer.
In the words of Whopper King Jr., "We all came over on different value menus, but we're all in the same deep-fat fryer now." Hamburger Power! Quarter Pound It.
by Whopper King Jr May 4, 2007
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hamburger eyes

When your eyes get as big as hamburgers, when looking at someone you think is hot.
Damn, I got hamburger eyes for that chick over there...
by jremark July 25, 2007
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hamburger helper

by Wappingers Falls August 4, 2008
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