halloween date

Girl with a super nice body but messed up face.
(AKA butter face)
A girl that is ugly but has a nice body so you have to date her on Halloween so you can make her wear a werewolf mask so you don't have to look at her nasty face.

player1:Dude did you see Tyler's date last night?
player2:Yeah she was a total Halloween date!

by Tyler studmuffin June 17, 2011

Halloween

That one day of the year when fat middle aged women let themselves go by dressing up in cheap slutty outfits thinking they are oh so sexy and are going to get their groove on. You will usually find them line dancing to such songs as "The Monster Mash" while getting very drunk and obnoxious. There is usually a rigged competition for the sluttiest outfit. You will find these suburban women the next morning raving about what a great party it was and planning next years bash over coffee. Very scary!

Ex: "Hey guess what time of the year it is?"

"Oh Don't remind me, Halloween"

by sweetfeet45 October 11, 2011

Halloweeny

Describing something with an overwhelming Halloween aesthetic.

or/

Something that reminds you of Halloween.

That drawing of a pumpkin is pretty Halloweeny.

by Two Zac(h)s one cup October 11, 2011

Mormon Halloween

The 24th of July is a regular day across the world, but in Utah, it’s Mormon Halloween (commonly known as Pioneer Day). It’s when Mormon individuals, bored with their own lives, dress up as Pioneers and prance around in their bonnets and aprons, (but somehow retain the right to were modern-day foot apparel). Somehow, in their dizzying euphoria, they don’t understand that they look like JACKASSES. Perhaps, just perhaps, it’s the after-effects of too many antidepressants.

Jimmy: “You coming over today Jonny?”

Jonny: “Don’t you know what today is?”

Jimmy: “No…what?”

Jonny: “It’s FUCKING Mormon Halloween.”

Jimmy: “O’Shit…there coming for us…they want 10%.”

Jonny: “Were fucking dead!”

by Morgay August 19, 2008

halloween mask

when you stretch out a girls vagina and put your head inside as to wear her as if she was a mask

my girlfriends pussy still hurts

from what my dear friend?
my penis and the halloween mask

by marshwallow June 12, 2012

halloween

Adapted from All Hallow's Eve, a slightly clever, not-so-subtle ploy by American corporations to make the youth of our country into mindless consumer whores.

person 1: Dude, I got the awesomest Halloween costume!
person 2: Kill yourself. Douche.
person 1: How'd you guess?

by Nathan Frey October 30, 2004

halloween lakmal

One who consumes an excessive amount of alcohol while having troubles with the ladies, thus leading to an emotional episode with disasterous effects; frequently ending in tears and vomit.

Dude, I shouldn't drink tonight, I don't want to be a halloween lakmal.

After Tracy dumped Johnny he got plastered and wound up being a halloween lakmal.

by captain ninja cool guy January 7, 2010