guacamole twat

A female who has done something undesireable.

You guacamole twat bitch, I cannot belive you gave him a hot carl before we kissed.

by black jesus May 2, 2003

guacamole

a code word for a woman's monthly 'special time'; normally used around the male species

Girl #1: hey gurl, guacamole!
Boy #1: huh? what r u girls talking about?
Gurl #2: o u wouldn't know cus ur a dude
Boy #2: u guys are lame
Girl #1: i like flowers, wait i hate them. unicorns r cool. not even! lameness!
Boy #2: Wat r u talking about?
Girl #1: shut up! leave me alone!

by t dino October 12, 2010

Guacamole Nigga Penis

Specifically a term that is describing a niggers dick with guacamole on it . Sounds pretty disgusting, but it is actually pretty tasty.. mmmm

Oh my! That was one tasty Guacamole Nigga Penis !! YUMMY !

by Lil Beanerr March 30, 2019

guaca

money, paper, stacks, doe, green

ima get that guaca

by Big Pelotero August 5, 2008

Guacamarmoludding

The disgusting mix of guacamole, marmalade and pudding.
This term is often used in substitution to the word 'shit'.

Girlfriend: So how do I look?
Boyfriend: Like a pile of guacamarmoludding.
Girlfriend: Ummm... Thanks sweetie?
Boyfriend: ;)

by ImCuteSoScrewYou September 29, 2012

guacastani

A guido male of Pakistani origin. Pronounced: "guac" (as in guacamole) - "astani"

"That guy is such a guacastani!"

by Blondeee May 29, 2013

Guacabutthole

Guacabutthole / gua·ca·butt·ho·le

/gwäkəˈ bət ˈhōlā/

Adjective

1. Too many burritos.

Last night we had several burritos from Chipotle. This morning I was able to produce guacabutthole. My ass is a mess.

by thehellinterface July 5, 2013