Grubbing

When you're jorking it but you're whispering, and gotta keep it quiet

You: "ooaaahhh..... oaahhhh..."
Someone else: "Damn bro I can barely hear you grubbing ur shit rn"

by faggywaggyy February 17, 2025

Grub and tug

Breakfast in bed with a happy ending.

I had a day off so my ol' lady woke me up to grub and tug this morning, then I blazed some chronic and went back to sleep.

by Timmy Neutron Squared April 29, 2016

beard grub

Word used to describe left over food and food that inevitably escaped the mouth, also includes foods that may or may not have been placed there by owner of beard and food. Food particles and chunks are almost always visible to the naked eye and noticeable to everyone the beard owner comes into contact with.

"Bro I am so hungry you up for some food"?

"Nah man I've been munching on some beard grub I stashed away at lunch".

"Damn. I need a beard".

by taypetes September 30, 2014

The Grub King

Some nerd who's life goal is to spread his seed. Used to play runescape but is now a staff member on a Minecraft server.

Likes to smoke the marijuana and play chess against Bob the Snob and still win.

The Grub King is selfish and refused to buy his potatoe love a new cat

by Jennifer of Doom and Sunshine June 19, 2023

shirley grub

A gramma that was a stripper as a little kid and mostly was at Dover air force base.

My mom mom is a Shirley grub

by anonymous May 15, 2022

Like-grubbing

The act of posting on Facebook and compulsively checking the updates to see how many likes your posts have garnered.

Areola is always posting crap on Facebook and she checks her updates every five minutes to count the likes. She is obsessed with like-grubbing!

by Untellectual October 9, 2011

Tug the Grub

A euphemism for masturbation.

Man I'm so horny I'll go tug the grub.

by redgulp5 May 18, 2017