Griffin

Good, Wicked, Cool.

Slang for any of above.

Person 1: Check out ma new AIR FORCE ONES!
Person 2: Yeah man they're well griffin!

by Dalean February 4, 2007

Griffin

Once you find a Griffin in your life, never let him go. He is the funniest, coolest, cutest, and just a person everybody wants to be, or be with. His eyes are like water, soft and full of mystery. He makes you laugh to the point where you want to pee your pants. He's the class clown, the trouble maker, but he's the funniest and coolest guy you know. He's strong and independent. He is very athleticlly talented. He likes to play basketball with the guys in the gym, then likes to go skate with the guys at the park. He has a good sense of style and likes to wear clothes that make a statement. He doesn't care what anyone thinks about him and just wants to have a good time. He's the type of guy that you could get a beer with at 10, have a threesome with at 11, then go get tacos with at 12. He's a legend and he knows it. He just wants to make everyone laugh, but on the inside he's the nicest and most caring guy you'll ever meet. He makes you warm when he looks at you. He turns your most crappy days, into some of your best days, just by talking to you. He makes you laugh when you are sad, he makes you happy when you are mad, and makes you feel like the real person you are. So once you find a Griffin, never let him go.

Also, he is a half lion, half unicorn.

Guy 1: "Dude, Griffin is so cool. I wish I was him."
Guy 2: "I know. Griffin is a legend!"

Girl 1: "Have you heard Griffin's new joke?"
Girl 2: "No I haven't gotten to yet."
Girl 1: " It's so funny. Just like him!"
Girl 2: "I know, I wish Griffin was mine!"
Girl 1: "Every girl does."

by Matildafoot02 August 15, 2016

Griffining

to griffin; to wear minimal amounts of clothing while watching tv and lay in bed... all day; a popular activity especially when hungover

Get up and stop griffining!

by A Griffiner November 10, 2010

Meg Griffin

The most bullied Griffin on Family Guy. I think she's sexy though.

Boy, I wonder if Meg Griffin is awesome at sex.

by I eat swag for breakfast October 3, 2017

Griffed

To have someone who once held a positition of high regard lie to your face and you believe it.

Adam was listing all the things Michael had done in his life and it was obvious he had been Griffed.

by hiemlich schlonge February 21, 2010

Griffin

An amazing sexy hunky guy

wow look at that guy he is a Griffin

by Hibitches25 February 27, 2016

Peter Griffin

The main character and father from Family Guy. Peter is a fart champion as seen many times in the show. Peter didn't get gas until age 30 but has been making up for it ever since with lethal, putird farts. Memorable Moments: In "The King Is Dead" Peter rips a long fart onstage, causing the audience to clap (although some passout from the stench). While inside a small plastic box, Peter ripped a mean, morning fart causing himself to passout. In "Play It Again Brian" Peter wakes up from a hangover and greets the day, along with poor Lois and Brian Griffin, with a long beer fart which stinks up the whole hotel room. He once defeated fuckhole Micheal Moore in a bathroom showdown. But his favorite target is Meg. Peter has farted on Meg countless times, a few times up her nose, once in her open mouth and once chasing her around the kitchen before she threw up. But Peter's best moment when sharing his gas with Meg is in "Bango Was His Name-O". He locks Meg in a car, windows up, with him. He procedes to fart many times forcing Meg to "love the gas". She eventually passes out and Peter adds one more fart to her face before leaving the gas chamber. Peter Is Without a doubt A FARTING GOD!!!!!!!!

Peter Griffin Is So Gassy, Meg Is Lucky To Have That Gas Shared With Her.

by ghorg August 25, 2010