Goose

A truly despicable being, summoned from the depths of hell to torture humans for eternity
Goose appears
Everyone: aaaaaaaaaaaaa
That one guy that stays behind: are you challenging me goose
Goose stabs him
by NotDuckBtw January 30, 2020
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A degenerate from Newton Massachusetts who never learned how to interact with people. His jewfro interferes with the signals from Mars that tell him how to act, and speaking to girls is harder for him than a 7th grader with Tourette's. His room is an exact copy of what you think of when someone brings up Osama Bin Laden's jihad afghan cave, and he tells girls to get their p**sy juice off his bed. Nice call, goose.
"Bro, DBAG - Dont Be A Goose"
"Goose, put your 2 month old dishes in the sink"
"C'mon bro get out of your room and socialize, don't be a Goose"
by MikeHuntisSweaty February 25, 2020
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Verb; When under fire and behind cover in an FPS, the act of chancing and getting a lucky sniper kill, usually a headshot.
Some guy was firing at me, so I took a chance while he was reloading and goosed him.
by KingKr33per January 13, 2017
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Goose

A true silly Willy who likes to mess around
Him: I fucked my cat last night

Other him: your a straight goose hombre
by J- bird June 12, 2019
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The name you give someone who is grace
by Gizard XD March 01, 2017
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Gooses

The better way to pluralize goose.
The gooses waddled by.
by SYARNE8593 May 28, 2019
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A large waterbird with a long neck, short legs, webbed feet, and a short broad bill. Generally geese are larger than ducks and have longer necks and shorter bills.
My dad wants a motorcycle. He also wants a goose.
by Brooke hayes 4ever21 May 18, 2017
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