Goob

What you call someone when you're trying to show affection towards them (invented by @/PepperMintTeee on twitter).

Person: Ily goob.

by kettakujo September 1, 2023

gloobu goo goob

Someone unbelievably silly.

"Ugh, Daniel is such a gloobu goo goob."

by ChippyChip September 24, 2023

goob

goob is very very tiny man and he is really tiny because he’s just a tiny goob

goob is a baby

by goobisthebest November 22, 2021

goobed on

Another way of saying, "Get shit on" when you successfully defeat someone in a task.

Caleb: ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRAHHHHHH!! (anger noises)
Jaden: haha you're bad kid get goobed on.

by RichardCheaz4 December 13, 2020

Goob

Somebody who majorly sucks and swallows, like for real, dude.

A: Hey dude, I just kicked a baby
B: You're a goob, dude. Stop.

by goonguy October 29, 2020

Uber-goob

A type of man who is too lazy to work to support his dope habit so he acts like a Uber cab . He gives rides to random dumb dope whores so he can ride around getting high with these females in hopes of getting laid. He's a type of bum who would rather live this way than to ever grow up enough to support his own dope habit

"Allen just kicked Lydia out again " "Yea. I heard she stole all his shit then called her uber-goob to come pick her up."

by MiaNotell November 5, 2020

goob

What someone says when there is food in their mouth and they are trying to say “good”. They are usually talking about the food.

How’s the food?
While chewing: *it’s goob*

by Quadobyulon March 27, 2021