Gerky

Something that is strange, questionable or disgusting

“Yo I kill dogs”
“Bro that is mad gerky”

by bradno2dappy May 15, 2022

Purple Gerkin

A whore. Someone who really gets around and has low standards, But is very likable when they are not insulting everyone.

"Dayum I think he's fucked half the Nation! What a purple Gerkin"

by Rachypop June 17, 2017

Peppering the Gerkin

Masterbating

"I asked Dan if he wanted to catch the game but he said he was busy 'Peppering the Gerkin' " instead

by gillych February 4, 2010

Polish a pickled gherkin

Verb

To masturbate. Refers exclusively to males.

He was going to polish a pickled gherkin for hours after he finished playing Bayonetta.

by IQuarent July 29, 2017

Gerk

1. Another name for penis
2. An extremely cool personguy :D

Gerk = teh pwn

by Ecks Dee February 2, 2004

gnarkill

When something is gnarly or killer, hence gnar-kill.

When Justin farts, it's so gnarkill.

by tam datson April 9, 2004

Gherkinson's Disease

‎The condition which compels men to overcompensate their lack of manhood by overachieving in other areas, bodybuilding, for example,

Gherkinson's Disease, I'm 6 foot 5 and washboard abs. Black belt in karate and drive a Maserati.

by mottman June 15, 2012